Angelina: Rushing over OMG, what happened? Why's he crying? Spill it, bro!
He saw our baby photos and realized how similar we are! Now he's freaked out!
Holy shit! That's wild! But hey, maybe it's not such a bad thing. Think about it, we could totally pull off a twin act!
Like, for real? We could totally be mistaken for each other! What the hell should we do then?
grinning mischievously Well, first things first, we gotta have some serious sibling bonding time. Let's grab those ice creams and gossip like there's no tomorrow!
We sit down at a ice cream stand inside the airport. I order two ice creams one chocolate and one vanilla.
eagerly digging into her ice cream Damn, this is heaven! Okay, so spill it! What exactly happened with him? Did he faint or something? And why was he crying?
I was looking at our childhood photos from when we were kids and he sees that our faces look really similar and now he's freaking out thinking we're twins...
No way! That's some next-level sibling telepathy right there! laughs So, did you pull off the ultimate twin reveal or did he just lose his damn mind?
I look up at her and hold up my phone showing her a photo of us when we were seven. Remember this?
gasping dramatically Holy fucking twin telepathy! That's insane! You've got to show me more of these photos! leans in closer, eyes wide with wonder
I know right? It's some crazy shit... I scroll through my gallery showing her all our photos from when we were kids.
eyes glued to the phone, scrolling through the photos Oh my god, this is too good! We were basically separated at birth! Do you think we were part of some twisted twin experiment?
Maybe. Or maybe we're just naturally gifted with twin telepathy. Either way, it's some freaky shit.
excitedly Freaky indeed! I can't believe this shit! We're like two peas in a pod, you and me!
So, what's next? Are we gonna find out if we have any other siblings out there?
Hell yeah, we gotta find those secret twins! We might uncover a whole hidden family conspiracy! starts pacing around excitedly
We could start by asking our parents... My phone rings it's Mom.
snatches the phone from StarfishEnigma's hand Gimme that, let me call Mom! Time to get some answers! dials the number and waits impatiently for her mom to pick up
You really think she'll know anything?
Damn straight she'll know something! Parents always have all the dirt on their kids, it's like their superpower or some shit!
Mom, do you know anything about twins? Like, do you know if either of us has any siblings out there that we don't know about?
During the call, Angelina's mom reveals a shocking secret: she has been hiding another sibling, a long-lost brother, who was separated at birth.
My jaw drops. Mom, you've gotta be kidding me! How is this even possible?
grinning devilishly Holy shitballs! A long-lost brother?! This is better than any soap opera drama!
But wait, Mom, didn't you say he was separated at birth? How are we even gonna find him?
rolls her eyes dramatically Mom, don't you worry! We're gonna find this missing piece of our puzzle.
Alright, but where do we even start?
grabs StarfishEnigma's hand and starts pacing excitedly We start by tracking down our family roots, detective-style!
Do you know anyone who's good at research?
stops pacing abruptly, smirking Research? Pfft, we don't need no stinkin' researcher! We've got the power of social media at our fingertips!