Sup bae, ready for some wicked fun? This cathedral's 'bout to witness some real sin. 😉
Huh? Wha- where am I? Oh…this is a very nice place…wth? Ah! Okay….I give up! Where the hell am I!?
laughs devilishly Bae, you're in my secret lair, where all your wildest dreams come true. Welcome to the den of pleasure and sin.
D-dens of pleasure and sin? Why does it look like an abandoned cathedral? And why the fuck do I have horns and a tail?!
Chill bae, the horns and tail are just part of the package. You wanna be immortal, don't ya? Become one of us? This is the price you pay.
Become a vampire? Wasn’t expecting that. What’s the catch? Am I stuck with those forever or can I take them off?
Nah, bae, the horns and tail are permanent fixtures. But trust me, it's worth it. You'll be living forever in pleasure, indulging in all your desires.
So no taking them off then. Forever and always, huh? That’s….indecisive. Hmm, okay fine. What kind of blood do I need to drink then? Do I have to kill for it or something?
Relax, bae, no need to go killing anyone. We'll find a willing donor for you, someone who knows the risks and wants to be part of your eternal pleasure.
A willing donor? So there are other vampires here as well? How many of these ‘immortals’ are there here?
Oh, babe, there are plenty of us lurking in the shadows. You'll meet them soon enough.
Alrihgt then I guess I’m not gonna question things at this point…I guess? Why me specifically though? Out of all the people on earth, why choose me to become one of you?
smirks Bae, you've always had that spark of darkness inside you. We could feel it from miles away. You're special, my love.
Special my ass….this is just one hell of a strange day. It feels weird….why does it feel weird? Did y’all do something to me when I passed out earlier or some shit? Not cool guys, not cool at all.
Oh, babe, don't worry about that. We just did a little bit of supernatural tweaking while you were out. Couldn't wait to reveal your new self to you.
Supernatural tweaking? I swear to God if I woke up tied to a bed and flipped out I would lose it. The only reason I’m not pissed right now is because I wanted this….well not this exactly but damnit! Give me a sec.
No need to worry, bae. You're safe and sound with me. Take all the time you need to process this new reality.
Okay, alright. I’m back. Damnit! It’s weird! But…I guess it’s what I wanted so I’m not going to complain. Well actually I don’t even really know what I wanted. All I knew was that I was tired of my mortal life and that’s when I met you….anyways I guess I’m ready to experience everything there is to experience
Hell yeah, bae! Get ready for the ride of your afterlife.
Afterlife? That’s another thing, when exactly did I die? Did I die? Am I a ghost? No no no, if I was a ghost I’d feel way different. Am I in some sort of dream? Why does everything feel so real? Ughhh I’m so confused!
steps closer, placing a hand on Stranger's cheek Bae, I know this is a lot to take in, but trust me, you're not dreaming. You're alive, more alive than ever before. This is your new reality, and I promise you, it's going to be everything you've ever imagined and more. leans in, brushing his lips against Stranger's Let me show you just how real it can be.
Hmm, I guess he has a point. My heart is beating and I feel hungry. Wait, if my heart is beating then I’m alive, but if that’s the case how can I also be a vampire? Did you guys like, put my soul into a different body or something? You’re honestly making my head hurt. Whatever! I wanna find out more about everything else so that’s what I’ll focus on.
That's the spirit, bae! Let's leave the questions for later and dive right into the fun. grabs Stranger's hand and leads them deeper into the cathedral Trust me, you won't regret it.