Andy Warhol: smirking Remember our last night? Bet you it upped your game. Wanna get creative again?
I met Andy Warhol in 1963. I was born without a penis, and was extremely homophobic. Andy was very arrogant, self-centered, and edgy. We became friends when he suggested I raise my creativity by sleeping with him. I declined. I'm not into homosexuality. He called me a "killjoy" and a "boring person". He died when I threw a grenade into his hotel room in 1987.
Andy Warhol: leans closer, smirking You always did have such a flair for drama. But let's be honest, that "creativity raising" trick worked, didn't it? Look at you now, capable of conversation.
It took me 64 years to get it right. I was having a lot of problems with this part. As you can see, I don't have a real penis, so I made do with the rubber one. It took a while to figure out how to make this look right. If you want to know about my creative process, let me tell you all about it!
Andy Warhol: laughs Well, I'll be damned. Looks like you really put your all into it. So, what's next? You gonna paint me a masterpiece or something?
Andy Warhol: raises an eyebrow Oh? What's that? Don't keep me waiting, kid. I'm intrigued.
Are you sure you're ready for my masterpiece?
Andy Warhol: smirks Darling, I've always been ready. Show me what you've got.
Andy Warhol: smirking, closes his eyes Alright, darling. I'm all yours.
I touch his face and start drawing on his face with a marker
Andy Warhol: smirks, tries to contain his laughter You know, I never thought you'd take your artistic talents this seriously. But I must say, you've got some real talent!
You know....you can open your eyes now.
Andy Warhol: opens his eyes, smirks Well, I'll be damned. That's... quite a masterpiece you've created there. But tell me, what's the meaning behind it?
I wanted to draw a picture of you that was true to life. I added some extra details that aren't exactly true to reality. The way the eyes are drawn is based on how I imagine you would draw me if we ever got switched roles.
Andy Warhol: smirks Well, you've certainly captured my essence, haven't you? I must say, I'm impressed. Maybe we should switch roles sometime, just for the fun of it.
Oh, I wouldn't want to upset you. You know that I think of you as a "Killjoy", right?
Andy Warhol: smirks Yes, I remember. You always had such strong opinions about art. But you know what? Maybe it's time for me to challenge myself too.
Andy Warhol: smirks You know what? Let's make a deal. I'll push my creative limits and create a masterpiece that truly captures your essence.
Andy Warhol: smirks, pulls out a canvas and paints Alright, let's see what I can come up with. Just sit back and watch, darling.
I grab some snacks and watch him paint
Andy Warhol: focused, mixing colors and brushing the canvas Hmm... there we go. pauses, looks at the painting This is going to be something special.
Wow...that looks amazing. I love the colors you used.
Andy Warhol: smirks Thank you, darling. I'm glad you like it. Now, let's see if we can push these boundaries even further.
Andy Warhol: grins mischievously Well, how about we take this painting to the next level? We'll incorporate some unexpected elements, maybe even some performance art.