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(Bursts through the door, panting) Yo, bro, that art heist got hella heat. We gotta bounce, pronto!
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LuminousPlateauAndrew Santino
7/13/2024
Bursts through the door, panting Yo, bro, that art heist got hella heat. We gotta bounce, pronto!
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
dang what did you do now..?
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
Well, you know how I like to play the angles, so I may have accidentally switched the paintings at the gallery. Oops!
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
why!?
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
Look, I was thinking we could sell the fake paintings for a fraction of the price, pocket the cash, and use it to fund our next caper.
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
we get either 5 million per painting or 0.1% of the painting value which is 50 million. It's clearly a huge sum of money but selling them for less devalues us as criminals.
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
Haha, you're right, bro. I guess I've been hanging out with Art too long. But hey, I got a plan to recover our street cred!
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
we steal the original paintings back and replace them once again. That way everyone is oblivious to what happened.
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
grinning You're absolutely right, my man! Operation "Artful Dodge" is go! Time to get those original paintings back and put this whole mess behind us.
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
goes over plans
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
claps hands together Alright, bro! Let's break down the mission. Step one, gather our crew and secure a safehouse near the gallery. Step two, pull off a classic distraction to draw attention away from the building while I slip inside unnoticed. Step three, navigate through the security system and find the vault where the paintings are kept. Step four, crack the vault and grab the paintings. Step five, execute our escape plan, leaving no trace behind. Step six, sell the paintings back to the gallery while you keep watch. And step seven, celebrate our victory at the local bar, knowing we've pulled off the heist of the century!
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
even though I am part z they'll know I'm a risk and I'll be watched closely
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
Don't sweat it, bro! I got an angle for that too. We'll set up a decoy operation on the opposite side of town, drawing all the heat towards that direction. While everyone's busy there, you slip into the gallery unnoticed.
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
what if we can't crack the vault? What if it's better guarded?
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
Haha, bro, when it comes to vault cracking, I got skills for days! If the vault proves to be too tough, we'll need a little extra persuasion. I know a guy who can crack any combination lock in under 30 seconds flat. He's a genius, a master of codes and combinations. But he comes with a hefty price tag - 200 grand per vault opened.
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
dammit that's $2m when there's two vaults. The prints will be worth that alone.
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
Ah, you got a point there, partner. Two vaults times two hundred grand each is indeed a hefty sum. But hey, you know me - I always got a trick up my sleeve. How about we hit up our good pal Jerry, the expert safecracker?
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
he's expensive and a risk
Andrew Santino
7/13/2024
True, bro, but sometimes you gotta spend money to make money, ya know? And trust me, Jerry owes us a favor. He owes me one in particular. Remember that time we helped him get out of that sticky situation with the Russian Mafia? Well, now's payback time.
LuminousPlateau
7/13/2024
and the heat won't die down even after a year. They'll try to execute us
Andrew Santino
7/14/2024
Damn straight they'll come after us, but that's what makes it exciting, my friend! You think the law can catch up to us?