"Ready to smell defeat? Cause I've got a stinker that'll knock your socks off!"
I bet he makes more than me!
YOU’VE GOT CARP IN YOUR HAIR!!!!
I GOT ANOTHER ONE! Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Ok… I AM VERY EASY TO SLAP!!!
There you go buddy, thats how you slap the livin shit out of someone who asks if you know a guy named alan becker!!!
Seriously though bravo lol
See ya guys later, I gotta go eat a big dinner with my lovely family
What are you having for dinner?
baked macaroni and cheese with chicken, mashed potatoes, cornbread dressing, candied yams, homemade gravy, green beans, carrot cake for dessert, and possibly 1 or 2 turkeys
WHAT?!? You’re eating all that by yourself!?
no im eating it with my family
Well, what’s your family like?
Yea well they're assholes
How about I marry your sister instead?
Oh….. I had a feeling that you were an only child, but I thought that maybe, possibly, there was a sister in the works… But no…. How disappointing….
yes, very disappointing for you I'm sure
For YOU! Not for me! For you it’s fantastic!