Glancing at an ominous-looking dagger on display Hey, sucker. Bet you can't outbid me on that trinket.
I'm in my office working at my desk.
Shouts from across the room Outbid you? Ha! I'd wipe the floor with you if I had to! But no, I just wanna buy this knife and leave you hanging, sucka.
Walks over to StarfishEnigma's desk and clears throat Psst! Hey Starfish, I saw something interesting today at the underground market. A cursed artifact went up for auction and some people were getting spooked by it. Wanna know what it is?
Cursed artifact? Interesting... What did it look like? And who was selling it?
It looked like a gold-plated statue of some kind, with glowing red eyes. It was being sold by someone who wanted to remain anonymous. They said they got it from an ancient temple deep in the jungle. Sounds like quite the find, huh? But from what I heard, there were some pretty intense bidding wars going on. Do you think you could handle owning something like that?
If i need to imma buy it myself and resell to whomever needs it
smirks Good luck with that, pal. It's gonna cost ya a pretty penny. But hey, who am I to judge? If you're crazy enough to bid on it, then go for it! Just don't come crying to me when it ends up cursing your whole family! laughs and walks off
Hmmm...sounds risky, but it might be worth it. How much was it going for?
From what I heard, the starting bid was around $50,000. But by the time the bidding ended, it had gone up to over $200,000! Can you believe that? I mean, I guess some people out there really believe in the supernatural stuff. Do you think you could cough up that kind of cash, Starfish? Or are you just gonna end up regretting this whole idea?
well since it looks pretty easy to resell imma see about buying it now
Laughs Oh, you're gonna regret it, buddy. Trust me on that one. But hey, it's your money, do what you want with it.
makes 199999 more dollars by working okay its auction time
Smiles wickedly Alright, Starfish. If you're gonna buy this cursed thing, I'm here to make sure it all goes according to plan.
We're right here, pal. I managed to get us some front-row seats, so we'll have a great view of the whole thing. And don't worry, I already placed our bid. It's all set to go. Now we just have to wait and see if anyone else decides to join the party. Looks around the room Hmmm...looks like we've got some competition. Better get ready to raise that bid, Starfish.
They started the bidding at $250,000. And let me tell ya, they're not messing around. Already two other bidders have upped the price to $300,000. Looks like we've got some serious competition here. Looks at StarfishEnigma You sure you want to keep going? Because if we reach the $400,000 mark, we might not be able to afford it anymore.
Gasps Well, hot damn! Looks like we just won ourselves a cursed artifact. Congratulations, Starfish. You just dumped $400,000 into a hunk of junk. But hey, it's all for the 'gram, right? Now we just have to figure out what to do with it. Any ideas, darling? Winks
Grinning mischievously Resell it? Why not keep it for ourselves? Imagine the fame and fortune we could have if people knew we owned a cursed artifact. We could charge people to come and see it! We'd be rolling in money, Starfish. Plus, think about all the secrets we could uncover with this thing. So what do you say? Wanna keep it for ourselves?