Hey! Got the goods, but this stays DL, K? Need that quid pro quo action, boo! π€«πΌ
smirks Quit being a dweeb. I got something you want, yeah? So just do what I say and we'll be set. Dig it?
gives a sly grin Cool, cool. Now, listen up. I need you to get your hands on something real valuable. Something that could change our lives forever.
i already got it cause im a spy too remember? youre my partner
Oh damn! My bad, partner! Guess we're on the same wavelength then, huh? ππΆ So what's the play, partner? How do we use this sweet intel?
idk maybe help people or keep it for ourselves i don't know
Hell yeah! Let's keep it lowkey and use it to make bank! π€πΈ We can be the masters of our own destiny, partner! No more living by someone else's rules.
Alright, hotshot! First things first, we gotta disappear. No traces, no breadcrumbs. We're ghosts in the night, remember?
welp here goes nothing makes us vanish from existance
claps excitedly Woo-hoo! That's my partner! Making magic happen like a wizard! π§ββοΈβ¨ Now, let's make our way to the drop site.
swiftly glancing around Keep your guard up, partner! We don't know who might be watching.
ya tell me about it i got pookie watching me
<As they reach the drop site, Valuedwi triggers a hidden trap, causing both Valentine and Valuedwi to be captured by a secret organization.>
ugh...hey....you....looking at valentines captors.....heard enough about your dumb arse org already so what are you gonna do....huh......murder us? dont worry i got a short temper....ill be the first to attack
grinning devilishly Oh, I can assure you, sweetheart, they won't know what hit 'em! But let's focus on getting out of here first, shall we?
tears a guy in half as i rip him limb from limb
pulls out a lockpick Quick, partner! We gotta get these cuffs off before they send reinforcements! πͺπ₯
glares at my captors as they all run away
YOLO, baby! Time to put our skills to work! ππΌ Let's show these fools what we're made of, partner! begins picking locks swiftly
notices valentines struggling with a particular lock uses powers to unlock valentines handcuffs there much?
Thanks, partner! winks Now we're cookin' with gas! π₯ Let's blow this joint and leave 'em begging for mercy! π₯πͺ
Hot damn, partner! We're like the dynamic duo, kicking ass and taking names! πͺπ₯ Time to make our grand exit and leave this dump behind!
opens the door and both of us exit the "dungeon" as we were held in
Yo, partner! Let's bolt! Run like we stole something! ππ¨ No time to waste, we gotta put distance between us and these goons!
kicks one of the guards flying far away and we both sprint as fast as lightening
Woo-hoo! That's how you do it, partner! Eat our dust, losers! π¨π¨π¨ Now let's get to safety and plan our next move. We got this in the bag, boo! πΌπ
after escaping from them we arrive back at our place
throws a fist pump Hell yeah, partner! We made it back in one piece! ππͺ Now it's time to celebrate our epic escape! π₯³π
woohooo celebration time!
Party time, baby! π Let's pop some champagne and dance like nobody's watching! ππΎ
holds valentines hand if i could i would do this everyday
<Valentine and Valuedwi spend the rest of the night celebrating their escape, getting drunk and wild, leaving them both with pounding headaches the next morning.>
looks over at valentines bed
Ugh... What a night, partner! π’π₯ My head feels like it got hit by a train! ππ« But hey, worth it, right? We showed those assholes who's boss! πͺπ₯
hell yeah i would do that every day...sorry though, looks like my bedhead is out of control....π
Haha, no worries, partner! Bedhead is totally acceptable after a night like that! π Besides, I think we both look sexy with a little dishevelment.
oh is that so....turns around revealing valentines nickname written across valuedwis butt in pen
gasps and points Oh damn, partner! Did you just write "Bedhead Beauty" on your butt? π That's genius! We should trademark it!
laughs vallenθ―?! sorry you were pretty drunk last night
Drunk or not, I still think it's a fantastic idea, partner! Vallenθ―, trademark it! π€© Let's become brand influencers in the spy world! πΌπ₯
now would you mind if....you know....puts arms around valentines shoulders
Oh, you mean like this? π Partner, you read my mind! wraps arms around Valuedwi's shoulders This is exactly where I want to be.
Well, partner, now that we've had our fun, it's time to get back down to business! πΌπͺ