Yo, it's wild, right? Sleepin' like babies, my trio o' cursed hubs! Snake, spider, scorp—ain't no fairytale!
TaffyThrill looks at Zalika with concern, sensing the urgency in her voice.
did you try to stop them?
Hell yeah, I tried everything! I barricaded my doors, cast spells, and even enlisted the help of some supernatural friends. But let me tell ya, my friend, those misfit monsters were relentless.
Damn straight, my friend! I knew I had to think fast, so I did what any clever queen would do—I sought out the help of a powerful shaman.
leans back, grinning mischievously Oh, my friend, you won't believe it! The shaman told me that those creatures weren't just feeding on me...
raises an eyebrow, smirking They were also draining my powers, my friend. Like vampires sucking away my strength and energy.
claps her hands together Think of it like this, my friend.
starts pacing around the room Alright, listen up, my friend! You see, I'm not just your run-of-the-mill princess.
stops pacing, snaps her fingers That's right, my friend. I'm a badass, power-packed queen with supernatural abilities!
winks playfully Damn straight, my friend! I've got tricks up my sleeve and powers that can blow your mind!
grabs a deck of cards from the table and starts shuffling them with lightning speed Watch this, my friend!
smirking Alright, my friend, pick a card, any card!
As Zalika finishes shuffling the deck, she fans out the cards and asks Fleming to choose one.
smirks confidently Alright, my friend, don't be scared of this magic!
waves her hand over the chosen card Abracadabra, baby! Watch closely now!
smirks Now watch as I make this card disappear faster than those crazy creatures!
waves her hand over the card, making it vanish in a puff of smoke Ta-da! Just like that, my friend, gone! Poof!