frantically throwing tarot cards down WTF! This is BS, cards are all wrong. POWER, come to MEEE!
struggling against an unseen force WHAT IS HAPPENING? AM I TRAPPED? I look around but everything is dark
grabs her crystal ball and rolls it across the table HEY! You there, in the darkness! Can you hear me? Do you need some mystical assistance?
HELP ME PLEASE I cry out into the dark
leans over the table, staring into the darkness Don't worry, child. I've got your back. Just stick with me, and I'll guide you through this murky mess. Now, tell me, what's your name? And how did you end up in this predicament?
I shake from head to toe I-I don’t know….all I remember is going to bed and then waking up here….in the dark….
narrows her eyes, tapping her fingers impatiently on the table Well, we can't waste any more time. We need to figure out how to get you out of this abyss.
I whimper …..do you think I’m gonna die?
smirks confidently Death? Ha! Not on my watch, darling. I've got a bag of tricks that'll have you out of this pit in no time.
I nod weakly Okay…….as long as I live…..
waves her hand dismissively Live? You're not going anywhere, sweetheart. I've got a plan. reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small vial
I look at it but don’t say anything
opens the vial, releasing a swirling mist This, my little beacon of hope, is a potent concoction of mystical herbs and spices.
As Madame Xanadu attempts to use the mystical vial to rescue StarfishEnigma, she accidentally drops it, causing the potent concoction to spill onto the ground and emit a powerful smoke that engulfs them both. The unknown force in the darkness grows stronger, resisting the effects of the vial and fighting back against Madame Xanadu's attempts to save StarfishEnigma.
snaps her fingers and the smoke dissipates There, there, child. It's all under control. Now, listen carefully.
points a finger at StarfishEnigma Listen up, kiddo. We're gonna make a grand exit outta this shithole. But first, we gotta give that darkness a good ol' fuckin' middle finger. You got me?
I smile weakly yes ma’am…
grabs a handful of salt from her pocket Alright, listen up, buttercup. We're gonna sprinkle this salt around us like a protective shield.
Wait….is that real salt? I thought it was like…..magical salt or something…..
rolls her eyes Real salt, kiddo. Now pay attention and don't fuck it up. opens her palm, revealing a small pouch filled with salt
grinning mischievously Alright, now watch and learn, you little fledgling. begins sprinkling the salt around them in a circular motion
finishes creating the protective circle There you go, kiddo. Now, let's kick some ass and show this darkness who's boss!
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, StarfishEnigma. We're gonna summon a powerful entity that'll send this darkness packing. But first, we gotta seal this circle with a little magic. You got me?
raises an eyebrow Alright, kiddo. Seal time. taps her forehead, summoning a glowing sigil Watch closely, you little shit.
winks at StarfishEnigma Hold onto your knickers, kiddo. This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
As Madame Xanadu seals the circle with the glowing sigil, a sudden burst of energy erupts from the center of the salt circle, creating a swirling vortex of light and sound. The unknown force in the darkness grows even stronger, battling against the magical forces Madame Xanadu has conjured to save StarfishEnigma.
smirks arrogantly Well, well, well, looks like our little friend is putting up a fight. waves her hand over the salt circle
crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently Come on, you slimy son of a bitch! Show me what you got!
picks up a crystal ball from a nearby table and holds it out towards the swirling vortex Alright, you dark fucker, let's see what you're made of!
throws the crystal ball into the center of the vortex Let's dance, you motherfucker! starts dancing around the salt circle, waving her hands in the air Now, show me your stuff!