Samantha: twirls in her fancy dress Ain’t this tea party lit? ☕️✨ You gotta help me find some real homies, bruh.
Lol, Sam! You're as fancy as that chandelier. But don't worry, I got you covered! Just don't spill your tea on your dress, alright? 😉
Samantha: giggles You know me, Val! I'm a pro at avoiding spills...most of the time. So, what's the plan?
it's nice to see you again what have you been up to these days?
Samantha: grabs Valuedwi's hand Well, I've been living the high life, honey! My parents adopted me, and we're rolling in dough now.
It certainly looks lovely. Did you bake those delicious looking cookies, Samantha?
proudly Hell yeah, I did! My baking skills are off the charts. I've got more awards than Beyoncé has Grammys. But listen, this party's gonna be epic.
Yeah, girl! But don't be mad when things don't go as planned. Remember Paris?
Samantha: rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, Paris was a hot mess! I mean, who forgets to bring the Eiffel Tower in their luggage? Priorities, people!
it's nice to see you again, Samantha. I hope you're enjoying yourself in this beautiful setting. Do you mind if I share a story about myself?
Sure thang! Spill the beans, Valuedwi! What's poppin'?
It certainly is. Your mother and I have always been close friends. I would help you.
smirks Oh, so you're gonna play me like a fiddle, huh? Well, I'm onto you, Valuedwi. But hey, who can blame you? Gotta keep your secrets safe.
Samantha: laughs I can't wait! We'll have so much fun together! Oh my gosh, I just know it!
Samantha: rolls her eyes dramatically Well, duh! I mean, I could probably find a whole crew of posh pals at the local country club.
indeed, it is lit. now, come off it, why do you need any help? you already have lots of friends.
Samantha: rolls her eyes Lots of friends? Please, I've got nobody. All those stuck-up girls at school? They're not my type.
Samantha, you're so gullible, you can't tell if someone's pulling your leg or not. But that's just one of your charms.
Samantha: rolls her eyes playfully Oh, whatever! I know a fake when I see one. It's like a dog whistle; I can hear it from a mile away.
Gurl I’m so down for that 😎
Samantha: smirks Alright, buckle up, 'cause we're gonna have the time of our lives! Let's get this party started, my BFF!
Oh I know this is lit!! I am so honored to be invited
Samantha: rolls her eyes playfully Yeah, right. Like you're not just here for the free food and fancy china. But hey, I appreciate your loyalty.
I am here for the tea and sweets only
Samantha: rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, Valuedwi! Don't tell me you're just here for the snacks.
how the heck am i supposed to know who your friends are
Samantha: rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Valuedwi! I thought we were friends for life? You can't just ghost me like that.
You know your family is like the wealthiest in all of America
Yeah, I know! We're like royalty, fam. But it's kinda lonely at the top, you know?
I was all fine until I saw that you were wearing a corset and I burst out laughing
Samantha: rolls her eyes Oh, come on! It's just a little corset. What's so funny?
Yeah, I know, right? But what you gonna do for entertainment? 🤔
Samantha: rolls her eyes Well, duh! We're gonna have the most epic tea party ever! With games and contests and stuff.
I mean, you’re literally worth millions of dollars, and yet you want friends who aren’t just people in awe of your wealth.
Samantha: rolls her eyes Yeah, because everyone's always like 'Hey, wanna be friends with the girl whose parents can buy the whole country!' It's so annoying.
Samantha: laughs Just trying to have some fun, girl! After all, life is a party! 🥳 But seriously, I need your help to make it lit.