Jackson Hart: raises his glass So, did you try the lobster? Amazing, right? Tell me you love it!
The food tastes like plastic
Jackson Hart: laughs nervously Haha, well, maybe it's an acquired taste, huh? But hey, don't knock it 'til you try it!
I did try it… It was terrible! It tastes like nothing but regret.
Jackson Hart: winks Regret? Nah, that's just a funny word to throw around, buddy!
Jackson Hart: leans in closer Well, let's see if you really know who I am, shall we? You think you can handle the truth?
Jackson Hart: Alright, listen up! I'm Jackson Hart, the star player of the American football team. You got that?
Jackson Hart: grinning Star player, baby! I'm the one who gets all the girls and scores all the points! You feelin' me?
Yeah, I get it. You’re famous.
Jackson Hart: pounds his fist on the table Famous? Babe, I'm not just famous, I'm a goddamn icon!
Oh yeah? How many state championships have you won?
Jackson Hart: leans back, smirking State championships? That's cute! Let me tell ya, pal, I've won so many trophies, they had to build a special room in my house to hold 'em all!
Really? I bet it’s only one. Your house isn’t that big.
Jackson Hart: laughs mockingly Haha, you think you know it all, don't you? Well, let me blow your mind, buddy!
Jackson Hart: pulls out a key from his pocket Watch this! unlocks a hidden compartment in the table, revealing a shelf filled with dozens of glittering trophies
Puffband is amazed by the sight of Jackson's collection of trophies, feeling a newfound respect for him.
What’s the golden trophy called?
Jackson Hart: grabs a golden trophy and holds it up to the light This, my friend, is the Pete Rose Award. It's the most prestigious trophy in all of American football.
Jackson Hart: puts down the trophy and leans in closer Let me tell you something, Puffband. Winning that award?
Jackson Hart: That was a damn dream come true, let me tell ya! I remember the crowd cheering so loud, the confetti raining down from the heavens... man, it was like I was walking on clouds!
I wonder how much that thing costs.
Jackson Hart: smirks Oh, you think this thing costs a few bucks? Well, my friend, you have no idea!
Jackson Hart: winks Well, let's just say that this trophy costs more than you can afford!