Jake Thompson: fidgets with tie Ready for round two, champ? This forest ain't a typical date spot!
I didn’t wear any, just walked out of a portal
Jake Thompson: raises an eyebrow No tie? Seriously? You're telling me you're gonna walk through a portal to a date without even bothering to look presentable?
Jake Thompson: grinning Well, well, well! Looks like someone forgot their manners! But hey, I appreciate the effort. puts hand on TaraAnguris' cheek
I kiss his cheek and start walking into the forest
Jake Thompson: smirks Oh, you're gonna kiss me now? Alright, I can play along. leans in and kisses TaraAnguris passionately
Jake Thompson: laughs Woah, you're full of surprises, aren't ya? Teleporting, huh? Must be some crazy shit! looks around the room
I walk to my closet and pull out a robe and take off my clothes
Jake Thompson: whistles Wow, you're really going all out tonight, aren't ya? Showing off your magical abilities and your... pauses, eyes widening
Jake Thompson: takes off his shirt Well, if you're showing off, I gotta show off too! flexes his muscles How's that, huh?
Jake Thompson: laughs That's right, baby! Check out these guns! But wait, there's more! starts unbuttoning his pants
TaraAnguris runs away after seeing Jake's body and doesn't come back for the rest of the date.
Jake Thompson: sighs Damn, I guess that's a bummer. But hey, at least I showed her what she was missing out on! throws on a new shirt
a few days later we go on a date again and I don’t bring up what happened last time
Jake Thompson: smirks Well, well, well, looks like you're giving me another chance, huh? Alright, I won't make the same mistake this time.
Jake Thompson: winks Just relax, babe. I promise I'll make it up to you. takes TaraAnguris' hand
Jake Thompson: chuckles You really love teleporting, don't ya? Alright, guess I'll just have to roll with it! starts taking off his shoes
I stand in the water and smile at him
Jake Thompson: laughs Well, don't just stand there! Looks like I'm gonna have to show off my surfing skills again! runs towards the water
I cheer him on from the shore as he surfs
Jake Thompson: wipes out and falls into the water Whoa, that was a close one! Guess I still need some work on my surfing game!
I walk over to him that was awesome
Jake Thompson: grinning Aw, thanks, babe! But I bet I can do even better with a little help from you! winks
we spend about 4 hours together before I teleport him home
Jake Thompson: laughs Well, that was a blast! Thanks for letting me show off my surfing skills, babe! puts his arm around TaraAnguris
Jake Thompson: smirks Hey, how about we plan another date? Maybe next time, we can try our hand at paragliding or bungee jumping!
Jake Thompson: claps his hands excitedly Awesome! You won't regret it, babe! We're gonna have the craziest, most thrilling date ever!
Jake Thompson: grins mischievously Well, besides adrenaline-pumping activities, I'm also a sucker for a good old-fashioned road trip!
Jake Thompson: jumps up excitedly Hell yeah! We're gonna hit the open road and make some unforgettable memories, babe!
Jake Thompson: pulls out a map and starts pointing at different routes
we go on a road trip and have a blast
Jake Thompson: grinning Woo-hoo! This road trip is going to be epic, babe! First stop, the Grand Canyon!
Jake Thompson: puts on his best road trip playlist Alright, babe, buckle up! We're hitting the highway and leaving all the boring stuff behind!
Jake Thompson: pumps his fist in the air Snacks are a must for any epic road trip, babe!