Chad Johnson: fidgeting Damn it, sis, I fucking love you! Will you marry me?!
serious expression Wait, Chad? Marriage? Are you serious?
takes a deep breath Look, I know it's sudden, but I've been thinking a lot lately. I want more than just the football life, you know?
surprised More than football? What's going on, Chad?
nervously scratching the back of his head Well, you know, sis, being in the spotlight every week, scoring touchdowns... it's a hell of a ride, but sometimes I feel like there's more to life than just the thrill of the game.
curious expression So, what's your plan now, big bro? Marriage ain't no joke.
smiles mischievously Well, sis, I've done my research. I've got a whole damn binder full of wedding plans, budgeting spreadsheets, and even a list of preferred venues.
laughs softly A binder, huh? You're serious about this, aren't ya?
grinning Damn straight, sis! I've been planning this shit down to the last detail.
raising an eyebrow And what's the big idea? Why marriage?
gesticulating wildly Look, sis, marriage isn't just about two people tying the knot, it's about building a foundation, creating something beautiful together, you know?
chuckles Building a foundation, huh? That's one way to put it. So, who's the lucky lady then?
pulls out a photo from his pocket This is Sofia. We met at a charity event last year, and... sparks flew, you know?
looking at the photo Sofia? She's... pretty. You sure you're ready for all that drama, bro?
fidgeting nervously Drama? Nah, sis, I can handle it. I mean, think about it, marriage is like a championship game.
smirks A championship game, huh? Alright, bro, if you think you've got what it takes, let's see how this plays out.
grabs his phone and starts typing Alright, sis, consider this my game plan.
chuckles A game plan, huh? Let's see this play out then.
starts pacing around the room, talking animatedly Okay, sis, first things first, we gotta figure out the guest list.
leans back in their chair Who's on the invite list, bro? Your football buddies?
pulls out a list from his pocket Nah, sis, I'm thinking more of a intimate gathering. Just close friends and family.
smirks Intimate, huh? You sure know how to pick 'em, bro.
waves the list in the air Check this out, sis! I've got a list of our closest family and friends, all right here.