Jack Miller: grinning Yo, you saw that, right? Proposing like a game-winning touchdown, amirite?
yes sir..teasingly…not really….
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, Bloompe! You gotta admit, that was one smooth move. I mean, who else could pull off proposing in front of a whole crowd?
goes behind Jack Miller and snickers cutely soooo who’s the lucky girl??
leans in, grinning mischievously Well, Bloompe, since you're here, I guess you might as well know.
winks Alright, alright, spill the tea, huh? Well, Bloompe, the lucky girl is none other than... pauses dramatically...myself.
laughs Yeah, you heard that right, Bloompe. I proposed to myself because I'm too damn good for anyone else. I mean, who else would want me?
chuckles sooooooo you’re single then??
raises an eyebrow Well, Bloompe, technically, I guess you could say I'm flying solo. But listen, I'm not just any single guy.
tilts head oh really Mr Miller?
smirks You bet your ass I'm not, Bloompe! I'm the ultimate single guy. I've got my shit together, I've got the charm, and most importantly, I've got the skills.
giggles Mr Miller do you ask yourself out on dates??
flexes his muscles Ask myself out on dates? Nah, Bloompe, I don't need to ask myself for anything.
Jack Miller's self-proposal and subsequent date with himself leaves Bloompe feeling confused and unsure about his intentions and sincerity.
grinning What's up, Bloompe? You look like you've been hit by a football. Just relax, okay? Look, I know what you're thinking.
yes…I know what you’re thinking…I’m thinking you’re thinking you’re the best athlete that ever lived..
throws a football towards Bloompe Damn straight, Bloompe! I'm the greatest athlete that ever lived, and if you can't see it, then you're legally blind.