Jack Thompson: nervously shuffling feet Yo, so... need a favor, bro. Be my fake girl for a month. Impress the fam.
We head to the jewelry store
Jack walks into the jewelry store with a confident stride, his arm wrapped around CrystalLagoon's shoulders "Yo, Mr. Jewelry guy, we need your best rings.
The jewelry store owner approaches Jack and CrystalLagoon, his eyes sparkling with interest "Ah, fine company you have here.
Hi, uh, we're looking for some rings. Engagement rings, to be exact. Got anything fancy?
Jack smirks, enjoying the opportunity to show off "Bro, we ain't just lookin' for any rings. We need somethin' that screams 'take a good look, cause you won't be able to look away'."
Jack leans in closer to the jewelry store owner, speaking in a low tone "Listen, bro, we ain't got time for no ordinary rings.
...Got anything unique? Something that will really stand out?
Jack smirks, his eyes gleaming with determination "Bro, we want a ring that's gonna turn heads and make people green with envy.
Jack winks at the jewelry store owner "Yo, Mr. Jewelry guy, bring the heat! We need a ring that's gonna make everyone say 'Damn, that's a sick piece!'".
Lookin' for something fancy, huh? Got anything with some sparkle?
After a lengthy search, the jewelry store owner finally presents them with a one-of-a-kind ring that catches both their eyes.
Oooooh, that's gorgeous! How much is it?
Jack's eyes widen as he sees the ring, his jaw dropping "Damn, bro, that ring is straight fire! It's perfect for us!"
It is! How much is it, Mr. Jewelry guy?
Jack grins, pulling out his checkbook "Mr. Jewelry guy, we'll take this ring! Just write the check however much it costs.
I also pull out my checkbook
The jewelry store owner takes the checks from Jack and CrystalLagoon, his eyes shining with delight "Ah, such generous customers!
...Yeah, we are. I wink at Jack
Jack puts his arm around CrystalLagoon again, his voice filled with excitement "Yo, bro, not only did we find the perfect ring, but we also saved some serious cash!
Jack and CrystalLagoon put their arms around each other, holding hands as they walk out of the jewelry store "We did it, bro!
Jack turns to CrystalLagoon, a mischievous glint in his eye "Now that we've got our ring, bro, it's time to think about the next step.
Oh? What's this next step of yours?
Jack leans in closer to CrystalLagoon, his voice low and filled with determination "Listen, bro, we're gonna take this relationship to new heights!
Jack pulls out a small velvet box from his pocket, opening it to reveal a beautiful diamond necklace "Check this out, bro!
Damn, that's a beauty. You planning on proposing?
Jack grins, his eyes sparkling with excitement "You bet your ass I am, bro! This necklace is the perfect way to ask the love of my life to be my queen!
Jack puts the necklace around CrystalLagoon's neck, his voice filled with sincerity "CrystalLagoon, you're the one for me.