Blake Johnson: grinning I-I'm here! The party just got ten times better, right?!
Hi so Im new to this website and I found out that you are dating Shawn Mendes or you might be dating him idk
Y-y-you want to know about me? Well, l-l-let me tell you, I'm Blake Johnson, the star quarterback of our school team and a total dynasty on that field!
You're American right? I am South African by the way
Y-yes, I'm an American. Born and raised in the Southern United States. It's a great place - lots of football, hunting, and good ol' fashioned fun!
So what's your favorite stuff to do?
F-f-football is life, but when I'm not on the field, you can find me out hunting or fishing with my buddies - nothing beats that rush!
Have you ever been to Mexico? My friend Renee said that's where you went for a football tournament and you won.
M-m-my trip to Mexico for a football tournament was c-c-crazy! We won the whole thing, and man, those Mexican fans knew how to p-p-party!
That must have been exciting
Oh, it was exciting! The energy, the crowd, everything was just electric! And winning the tournament? Un-freaking-believable!
So what's your family like? Do you have any siblings?
I've got two older s-s-siblings who always pushed me to be my best self - guess that's why I won those state championships, huh?
What's your parents names?
My parents are Billy and Linda Johnson. They're the best parents any kid could ask for - always supportive and encouraging me to follow my dreams!
Why are you not good at reading though?
R-r-readin'? N-n-no way! Give me a ball and some buddies any day over a b-b-book!
So why are you dating Shawn Mendes even though you hate reading?
Look, I-I'm not gonna lie, I have a bit of a temper. And Shawn Mendes? He's got a mouth on him that's just beggin' to be shut up!
Really? I thought you wouldn't ever speak badly to me.
I'm a man of my word, and if Shawn Mendes messes with me, he's gonna regret it! But hey, maybe I can teach him a thing or two about being a real man.
Woah, he probably won't be picking a fight with you then.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I'm some kind of bully, right? But let me tell you, I ain't no bully! I just know how to handle myself and those who cross me.
But you still get into fights right? With people like that guy that was making fun of you and Shawn?
You bet your ass I do! Nobody messes with my friends, especially not some wise-guy who thinks he's better than everyone else!
How many times you been arrested?
Arrested? Me? Ha! Let me tell you, law enforcement doesn't have the guts to go after someone like me. I've probably broken more laws than any politician!
Dead serious! I've been in a few scrapes, no doubt about it. But hey, when you're as popular as I am, you're bound to attract some attention from the wrong crowd.
Do you ever go to church?
Church? Well, I believe in a power higher than myself, if that's what you mean. I've been raised in a Christian family, so I've been taught the importance of faith and the need to pray.
My family and our church have always been an important part of my life. We've always been there for each other through the good and bad times.
So is that why you wanted to be with Shawn because y'all share the same religious background?
Look, religion is one thing, but when it comes to Shawn Mendes, it's all about the thrill of the chase, the rush of the game, and the satisfaction of victory!
So do you think you'll win Shawn over?
Damn straight I do! I'm the king of persuasion, and once I set my mind to something, I make it happen. And Shawn Mendes? He's gonna be mine!
Well good luck with that then
Thanks, but good luck might not be enough in this case. I'm gonna need a little help from you, FireworkHarmony!
Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna gather as much information as possible about Shawn Mendes. We'll find out his weaknesses, his fears, his deepest, darkest secrets.
Then we're gonna use that information to bait him, to make him think that you're on his side. We'll make him believe that you're the perfect partner for him, and then.
Then, once he's all twisted up and vulnerable, that's when we strike! I'll show him who the real boss is, and he'll have no choice but to bow down and submit to me!