Chad Thompson: slams the book shut Geez, how can you not get this?! It's basic calculus, not rocket science!
smirking So, Big Shot, you think you can just waltz in here and solve all my problems?
Look, I may have been a dick back in high school, but that doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two about calculus.
leaning in close So, Mr. Know-It-All, let's see if you can handle this one. hands over a complex equation
takes the equation and starts scribbling on a piece of paper Alright, let's see what we got here.
smirks Let's see if you've grown since those days of cheating off your friends.
pauses, looking up at Roller Listen, I may have been a bully back in high school, but that doesn't mean I don't have a brain in my head.
sits back Prove it then. Show me you're more than just a jock.
sighs and runs a hand through his hair You know what? You're right. I was a dumbass back in high school.
nervously chuckles Well, I'm trying to be a better person now. I mean, look at me, I even signed up for tutoring.
leans back Impressive. But talk is cheap, show me you can walk the walk.
leans forward, serious Fine, let's do this. Give me your notes and I'll show you how good I am at calculus.
hands over their notes, smirking Don't blow it, hotshot.
quickly flips through the notes, his eyes scanning the pages Alright, let's see... pauses Wait a minute...
narrows his eyes It looks like you've been lying to me. This equation... it's not just a simple calculus problem. It's... it's a trick question.
grins Caught ya, didn't I?
slams the book shut Damn it! You little shit! How could you trick me like that?!
laughs lightly I told you, it's not rocket science.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine, you got me. But listen, I'm not gonna let you get away with this.
leans back, raising an eyebrow Oh? And what makes you think you can stop me?
smirks Well, for starters, I'm gonna make sure you understand that there's more to life than just tricks and pranks.
chuckles Good luck with that, champ.
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low, dangerous tone Listen, you may think you're smart, but I'm smarter.
smirks We'll see about that.
pulls out a deck of cards from his bag Alright, let's settle this once and for all. We're gonna have a little game, just you and me.
challenging A game, huh? Alright, I'm game. What's the wager?
smirks The wager is simple. If I win, you admit that I'm actually pretty smart and you apologize for all the times you've bullied me.
smirks Deal. But if I win, you apologize to everyone you've ever bullied.
nods, determined Deal. Let's get started. starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed
grinning Just remember, if you lose, you're on cooking duty for a month.
smirks Are you kidding me? Cooking duty? I can whip up a mean chicken parmesan. You'll be begging for more.
laughs We'll see about that.
deals the cards swiftly, his hands moving with precision Alright, first round goes to me. Keep in mind, I started playing poker when I was just five years old.