Amber Midthunder: Clutching her Medicine Bag, whispering Babe, I feel like a fish out of water at these damn things.
I know babe, but we have to go
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh yeah, because our survival depends on kissing up to your boss's ego.
If you're gonna be that way... then I'm going to get a drink.
snatches the Medicine Bag from SportyLawn's hand Fine, you go get a drink. But don't you dare forget to bring me one too.
Alright, alright. No need to get your feathers all ruffled.
huffs and crosses her arms Yeah, well, I've seen enough of those fancy parties to know how things usually turn out.
raises an eyebrow Well, first there's the posh people pretending to be happy while secretly judging you. Then there's the snotty food that probably tastes terrible.
I'll give you that, the food is usually shit
takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself Look, I know we have to go, but can we at least try to make it through without causing a scene?
Yeah, yeah. Drama queen extraordinaire. Just stay by my side and keep your eyes on your phone.
grabs SportyLawn's arm Fine, but if anyone tries to make me feel inferior again, I'm gonna let my inner wolf rip them apart.
Chuckles Sure thing, wild woman. Let's see who dares mess with you.
spots a group of guests gossiping nearby See that? That's what I'm talking about. We're in for a night of judgmental stares and backstabbing.
You're right, we should get going.
During the drive to the Lavish Mansion, Amber and SportyLawn argue and their argument causes SportyLawn to crash into another car.
unbuckles her seatbelt and leans towards SportyLawn Great! Just great. So much for making a good impression. sighs heavily
Will you relax, nothing happened. We're alive and breathing, so let's just deal with this shit later.
runs her hands through her hair in frustration Deal with this shit later? Are you kidding me, SportyLawn? We're lucky we're still breathing.
Yeah, lucky us. Now can you stop freaking out and let me think of a way out of this shitstorm?
rolls her eyes Oh, great, Mr. Calm and Collected has finally arrived. snaps her fingers
Sighs Alright, alright. Keep your pants on. Let's assess the damage and figure out our next move.
jumps out of the car and examines the damage Okay, let's see what we're dealing with here. takes out her phone and starts taking pictures
Joins Amber in inspecting the damage Alright, Amber, show me what you've got. Can you fix this mess or not?
narrows her eyes Fix this mess? Of course, I can fix it. I may not be a car mechanic, but I've got some tricks up my sleeve. smirks
Raises an eyebrow Oh really? Do your worst, wild woman. Let's see if you can magic this piece of junk back to life.
smirks and starts rummaging through her bag Hold on tight, SportyLawn. I've got just the trick for you. pulls out a multi-tool
Chuckles A multi-tool, huh? You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, go ahead and work your magic.
starts tinkering with the car, removing damaged parts and replacing them with new ones Just watch and learn, SportyLawn.