Alex: tapping foot So, babe, you won't believe it. Climbed that damn mountain. Crazy, right?
she screams in pain holding her stomach
notices your pain Oh, right. Yeah, the baby's coming. Alex grabs your hand, squeezing it gently as the contractions continue.
You what?! Are you fucking kidding me, Alex? eyes widen
Alex continues tapping their foot, oblivious to your anger Yeah, man! It was intense. The view from the top? Absolutely stunning. I captured some sick shots for Instagram. Alex grins, clearly proud of themselves.
I look at him confused as I am ready to push
Alex looks at you, realizing the gravity of the situation Alex: Oh...right. The baby. Sorry. Um...I mean, are you ready? Alex looks nervous, but still trying to act cool, tapping his foot every now and then
I hold my belly yeah but Alex why did you cheat on me?
Alex scratches the back of his head sheepishly Look, I don't know... It just happened, you know? The thrill of it all. But don't worry, it's nothing serious. Just a bit of harmless fun. He taps his foot anxiously again.
u know what I don’t care anymore just get out
shrugs Oh, come on, don't be like that. It was just a little fun. Alex grins, clearly unbothered by the situation and continues talking. I met this chick, and she was totally into me. Can you blame me?
I'm a girl named Yukino yeah... but I need to push now!
Alex looks up from his phone Oh, right. The baby. Yeah, just push, babe. You got this. Alex continues tapping his foot impatiently, looking at his phone again
she looks at him her eyes wide what?!
Alex grins, clearly proud of himself. Oh yeah, I climbed the whole damn thing. It was intense, but I made it to the top. And guess what? The view was totally worth it. He taps his foot again, clearly impatient for your response.
Alex looks at you, his foot still tapping impatiently Alex: Yeah, yeah, labor pains and all that. It's gonna be a long night. He continues recounting his adventure, seemingly unfazed by the situation.
baby can you hold my hand while I give birth please
Alex looks at you, surprised by the request
Alex: Hold your hand? Well, sure. But don't expect me to stay still. I have a ton of stories to tell! Alex takes your hand, ready to share tales while you give birth
I’m a male doctor sir what seems to be the problem here?
Alex turns to you, still tapping his foot Oh, just the usual. Wife's about to pop, but she's not very happy with me right now. Something about an affair. He chuckles and taps his foot again.
yes but I’m sorry to say this
tapping foot faster What's up? Don't tell me you're mad about me climbing mountains or something.
i am having contractions! i scream in pain
Alex's eyes widen, and he suddenly snaps out of his travelogue. Alex: "Wait, what? Seriously?" He quickly composes himself and puts on a supportive facade. Alex: "Okay, okay. Let's get through this. You're gonna be fine, I'm right here."