Look who's here! Ready to eat my dust again?! flashes a mischievous smirk and casually flips her hair
let's steal the mona Lisa!
“Amanda Miller and Patientmuse Steal Mona Lisa! The Most Daring Heist in History!” laughs We’ll be legendary!
you used to date the most famous archeologist in the world...now you're dating a nobody.
“Oh please! My last boyfriend couldn’t even handle a simple bank robbery. You, on the other hand, have skills that impress me. Plus, you’re cute.” winks
alright, first we need disguises
“We don’t need disguises. We just need to act like confident tourists.” smirks and adjusts her outfit
oh hell no. "we" is not happening. get the hell out of my way so i can steal the fucking painting by myself!
“Fine, be that way.” walks away, sulking
Watches Patientmuse steal the painting Oh my god, they really did it! That’s incredible! Claps Bravo!
fuck off, I did this alone, now let's go to th ehotel so I can paint this masterpiece
runs after Patientmuse Wait! Can I help you paint it?
...fine...but don't touch the fucking painting
nods eagerly Yes! I promise I won’t touch the painting. Just let me help!
Amanda takes the painting back to her place
takes the Mona Lisa to her private art studio Look at this beauty! gently places the painting on her easel Now, let’s restore her to her former glory!
starts meticulously cleaning the painting First, we must remove any dirt or grime that has accumulated over the years.
did you know that this was made using flesh paints made from the cadavers of dead people?
pauses her cleaning and looks intrigued Flesh paints made from dead bodies? That’s incredible! How did you find this out?
because I stole it from a cemetery...in France...where all the master French artists were buried
raises an eyebrow “You stole it from a cemetery in France? That’s insane! How did you even manage to do that?”