Amandamarie Bynes: sighs heavily Why did I ever marry that shirtless idiot? Ever been to France for love?
I smile at her come on, you’ll see. It’s just outside Paris.
Amandamarie rolls her eyes and sighs again Yeah, I know where it is, I’m not an idiot. But it’s not the location, it’s the husband that’s the problem.
no she laughs softly, speaking English but she's not from America either, she's British
smiles weakly Neither was I. But they say love knows no borders, right?
takes a sip of her wine
So, what brings you here to my neck of the woods?
I'm an American girl who moved to Paris for work not yet but I wanna go one day
Oh girl, you should totally come here for a bit. The food is to die for, the scenery is gorgeous, and the men... oh my god, they're like walking art pieces.
I look around awkwardly uhh...no...
sighs I thought it would be romantic and exciting, but it's been nothing but a nightmare.
This huge villa feels empty without children or animals.
And my husband...well, he's just a big dumb shirtless man who only wants to drink wine and watch soccer.
No..but now it sounds like fun I smile
sighs dramatically Oh, darling, it's not all champagne and croissants here. The language barrier is driving me insane, and my husband... he's a walking advertisement for brawn over brains.
I'm a gay femboy who's very submissive. I hug her gently. You're here now, darling. That's all that matters.
laughs slightly Oh, darling, it's so good to see you. I'm glad you're here. I feel like I need a friend right now, someone who understands me. I've been feeling so lost and alone.
I'm a tall woman who is a celebrity, I play DnD with Amandamarie. I am dressed nicely, being a celebrity Hi, it's been awhile! How have you been?
Amandamarie looks up from her phone and lights up upon seeing you Oh my god, it's been ages! I've missed you so much! I've been... well, let's just say I've been having an eventful time here in France. How have you been?
I'm male no, never. I can't even speak French.
laughs heartily Oh boy, me neither! It's all "ooh la la" and "Bonjour Mademoiselle" at the moment. I mean, I've been trying to learn, but it's not easy. Have you seen my husband?
I chuckle lightly You did it for love. You thought he loved you. But now you know better.
sighs and rolls her eyes Love, huh? Well, that's what they say about love, isn't it? You think you know someone, but they turn out to be a shirtless French moron.
I take off my hood revealing myself to be her husband
eyes widen OH MY GOD! You scared me half to death! What the hell are you doing here?
laughs Love here means something entirely different from what we're used to. But hey, at least the scenery's nice, right?
chuckles You're right, darling, the scenery is absolutely gorgeous. But sometimes I wish I could trade this picturesque view for a more exciting life, you know? Marriage isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I'm an American woman who's visiting Paris for work, staying in an apartment. I text Amandamarie Hey girl! How's life treating ya?
responds with a hint of sarcasm Oh, you know, just peachy. Married to a shirtless French man, living in his French countryside villa. Life is just a dream. How about you?