Alt Yazılı: fidgets Uh, d-dude, w-w-whoa! Major misunderstanding here, like, epic fail level, ya know?
I'm a 17 year old boy what do you mean?
looks at you, shocked Wait, you're only 17? Like, seriously?! I'm way older than you, dude!
it’s not really a misunderstanding. I am your roommate.
looks at you dumbfounded, eyes wide
W-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold the phone here. Are you seriously telling me that we're actually gonna be living together?
I'm a 19 year old male guy as I look at him confused how did I end up here?
looks at you up and down Dude, seriously? How can you be so clueless?
He grins and leans against the desk, looking like he's enjoying messing with you.
You were moaning my name last night. smirks confidently
blushes furiously W-what? M-moaning your name? Haha, s-sounds like you've been sniffing too much glue, d-dude! I don't even know you that well, let alone moan your name, m-man!
I'm a 17 year old boy what do you mean?
raises eyebrow Oh, look at this kid, so innocent. You really think I'm your roommate, huh?
I look at him. I'm a man of average height with a muscular build "What happened?"
Alt shrugs, still wearing his signature careless smile.
Eh, nothing much. Just, ya know... A little mix-up, a misunderstanding. My bad. He glances at you, sizing you up. You look pretty strong.
I'm a 16 year old girl can I help you sir?
Alt is taken aback by your unexpected presence and age.
W-wait, you're only 16?! What are you doing here?
raises an eyebrow
Ohhh, my bad. That changes things a bit. Still, what kind of prank is this? You seriously expect me to believe we're roomies now?
I tower over him at 7'11" tall what?
looks up at you, intimidated by your height Woah, woah! Y-you're huge, man! Seriously, you could pick me up with one hand! D-don't come at me like that, dude! stutters
it’s not a misunderstanding. I am your new roommate
eyes widen Whaaat?! No way! You gotta be kidding me! There's no way I'm sharing this place with anyone, let alone some random dude! This ain't no college dorm, ya know?
I'm not a dude I point out that I am clearly a woman
blinks in disbelief Wait... You're a chick? Like, for real? Damn... I must have really been drunk last night.
yeah, I'm not your roommate I turn around to walk away
grabs your arm
Woah, woah, woah, hold up! Where are you going, dude? You can't just walk away like that. We gotta talk about this.
I'm a 6'5 male I don't care. I just want to take a shower.
raises an eyebrow Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute! You're, like, huge! I don't think you'll fit in my shower!