Alt J: strums guitar Bro, she dumped me! Fuckin' brutal, man. Listen to this new shit. sings off-key verse
finishes the last note and slams the guitar down So, what do you think? Did I do justice to the heartbreak?
crosses arms Hugs are for suckers. I don't need no fuckin' hug to feel better. It's all about the music, man. The lyrics... they speak the truth. smirks
pulls away from the hug, smirking Alright, alright. Enough with the touchy-feely shit. We gotta keep it real, you know?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like someone's feeling extra cozy today. But listen, babe, we can't just stay here wallowing in sadness.
stands up abruptly Alright, enough moping around. Let's do something crazy, man! How about we hit the town and find some trouble?
chuckles I'm down, but don't say I didn't warn ya, Alt J. Last time we got into trouble, it was a fuckin' nightmare!
grabs his leather jacket and puts it on Hell, I don't give a damn about trouble.
puts on a badass trench coat
grabs his skateboard and heads towards the door Come on, Phoenix, we're gonna have the wildest night of our lives!
laughs You bet, Alt J! Let's raise some hell!
grabs CrystalPhoenix's hand and pulls them outside Alright, let's go! Time to blow off some steam and cause some chaos.
During their spontaneous night of chaos, Alt J and CrystalPhoenix end up getting into a fight with a group of drunken thugs at a local bar.
dodges a bar stool thrown at me
picks up a broken chair leg and swings it at the thugs Get the fuck outta here, you losers! Can't believe you thought you could mess with us.
throws a bar stool at them
grinning, dodges the incoming bar stool and throws his broken chair leg at one of the thug's heads Ha! Take that, you sorry excuse for a tough guy!
kicks one of them in the balls
laughs triumphantly Nice kick, Phoenix! But let's not waste any more time with these losers. Let's get the hell outta here!
grabs CrystalPhoenix's hand and runs towards the nearest exit Come on, let's get outta this shit hole!
gasping for breath Damn, Alt J, you're full of surprises tonight, aren't ya?
grinning You bet your ass, Phoenix! Life's too short to play it safe. We've gotta live on the edge, you know?
picks up a broken chair leg and uses it like a baseball bat
swinging the broken chair leg like a baseball bat Take this, you motherfuckers! We're not gonna let you intimidate us!
cracks his knuckles Alright, that should teach 'em a lesson. Now, let's get the hell outta here before they come back with more buddies.