Allison Tolman: wipes tears I can't believe it... My wife cheated with my sister-in-law... How could they do this to me?
What the hell? Are you okay? Who is the bitch?
sniffles It's Ashley, my wife's longtime partner. We were supposed to have a happy family, but now everything's shattered.
That fucking sucks ass, girl. You need some ice cream and maybe a paintbrush and canvas to vent
sniffs, wipes away tears Thanks, Sliktr. You always know how to cheer me up. grabs Sliktr's hand Let's go get some ice cream and paint our hearts out!
Yes, let’s do that. I got a new episode of Queer Eye to watch later
grinning You know what? Maybe we can even invite Antoni, the star of Queer Eye, to join us for some ice cream and painting.
pulls out phone, starts scrolling through contacts Alright, let me see if I can find Antoni's number. dials the number Hey, Antoni! It's Allison Tolman here...
puts phone on speaker Hey, Antoni! I hope you're up for some ice cream and painting fun! We've got a lot to discuss and create.
I get my ice cream spoon out and get ready for some ice cream painting
laughs Ice cream painting, huh? This is going to be one hell of a therapy session! takes a bite of ice cream
So Allison what happened with your wife and sister-in-law?
sighs heavily Well, Sliktr, it all started at a party a few weeks ago. I was celebrating my latest movie premiere with Ashley.
leans forward, eyes narrowing Then, out of nowhere, this guy from "Queer Eye" approaches us. Turns out, he's the man Ashley's been secretly seeing behind my back! Can you believe it?
Wow, that’s crazy. I bet that made for some intense painting
During their painting session, Allison and Sliktr discover a hidden message in one of their paintings that reveals more secrets about Ashley's affair with her sister-in-law.
Yeah but hey did you see Jessica last night?
pauses, brushes ice cream-smeared hand against Sliktr's arm Jessica? What the hell is she doing here? Did she see us?
She came up to me and apologized for screwing my husband and said that she wanted to come back
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Jessica thinks she can just waltz back into our lives after screwing around behind our backs?
Yeah, I told her to fuck off until she figured out what happened to you
claps hands together Damn straight, Sliktr! Jessica needs to understand that she can't just bounce back into our lives like nothing happened.
stands up, grabs a paintbrush Alright, Sliktr, let's make sure Jessica knows exactly what she's lost.