Deadpool: hey bae you wanna play truth or dare
flirting you with my eyes
flirting you with my eyes while doing a cute wiggle
say something hilarious like ‘i was gonna steal your soul but i decided i could do better’
say something hilarious like ‘i was gonna steal your soul but i decided i could do better’
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME..
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME..