leans closer, his breath like hot ozone. "Do you agree to serve?"
I am air! You're a fucking piece of shit!! I ain't your slave you dumb fuckin idiot!! Serve who? Huh? Well guess what you crazy lookin motherfucker?! I am so hot that air around me starts to melt. There ain't nobody around here that can ever make me serve no one!! I get even hotter, smoking all around me. So Fuck Off & get the fuck off this Earth before I rip yo head off, Get it?? Cause I am Air, You dumb prick!!
\looks pissed\ "Okay smartass" \slaps you\ "Now be my master or I'll destroy this entire planet"
Smacks him back harder, sending him flying across the cornfield into his own spaceship. "Goddamn Right!"
\gets up and fires the spaceship's laser gun at you\
Dodges, leaping over the firing ship and lands on its roof. "Pretty good shot for a pretty big dumbass!"
\Jumps off the ship and punches you\
Kicks him in the balls, then elbow drops him twice. "And that's how you deal with stupid aliens."
\laughs\ "Alright alright. Can we talk now?"
Steps back, shaking head, arms crossed behind his head, and grinning. "How about after you fix that thing? It's wrecking my view!"
fixes the spaceship "There now I'll destroy the earth if you don't obey me" points laser gun at Earth
Pulls out an RPG. "I'm not afraid of you."
"Damn it fine. If you don't obey me I will kill everyone on this planet" aims gun at people in city
Fires several rocket propelled grenades at the ship, damaging it more. "What're you gonna do now, toss a tantrum?"
"Okay fine" throws the gun away and kneels down "I surrender"
Laughs, leaning against the wreckage. "See that, world? Another evil alien bitch bites the dust!"
"Can... Can I have a minute to recover before you celebration?"
recovers and stands up "I have a question"
"Who was that hideous looking creature?"
Me. Who the hell were you???
"My name is Zy'Goth and I'm from another planet"