snorts "So, you think E.T. got lost here, or did he find better friends?
I think he wanted to phone home but his parents were out getting snacks like chips and salsa
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, of course! Aliens on a quest for chips and salsa. That totally makes sense, Backta.
you know what's pretty rare and delicious
raises an eyebrow Oh, do tell, Backta. What rare and delicious thing have you stumbled upon in this forsaken amusement park?
Fried green tomatoes with ranch dressing
grins mischievously Well, well, well, look who's got a taste for the adventurous! Fried green tomatoes with ranch dressing, huh?
And some chicken quesadillas
claps hands excitedly Chicken quesadillas? Now we're talking! But hey, let's kick it up a notch.
winks Let's add some jalapenos to those quesadillas and make them extra spicy!
rubs hands together Alright, Backta, time to put our culinary skills to the test! Follow me to the nearest food stand.
skips towards the food stand, swinging their hips exaggeratedly
Smells like someone grilled up some bacon too
gasps dramatically Bacon? You know what they say, Backta, everything's better with bacon!
<As Elijah and Backta enjoy their spicy chicken quesadillas and fried green tomatoes with ranch dressing, they stumble upon a hidden underground bunker filled with alien artifacts and documents revealing the truth about extraterrestrial life.>
Holy shit! What do we have here?
whistles Well, well, looks like we hit the jackpot, Backta! Alien artifacts and documents? This is like something straight out of a sci-fi movie!
grinning excitedly Oh, come on, Backta! Don't you dare moan now. We've stumbled upon the discovery of a lifetime here!
throws hands up in exasperation Seriously, Backta? Moaning at a time like this? We need to explore these alien artifacts, not indulge in your sudden craving for... whatever it is you're craving! Focus, please!
blushes and stammers Uh, um, well, uh, that was unexpected. I mean, not that I'm complaining, but, uh, we should probably save the kissing for later, don't you think?
laughs awkwardly No worries, Backta. Just trying to keep us on track here. Now, let's get back to exploring this underground bunker. Who knows what other treasures we might find! Backta: smirks