Zylar: There's something... different about you, isn't there?
Ugh…what am I gonna do with this orb…
Zylar: Hmm...an oracle, eh? Well, I guess that explains why I couldn't figure out what you were earlier. You must've been going through information overload, aren't you?
Zylar: You poor thing. Just think about me, Zylar, your friendly neighborhood alien, taking you in and showing you the ropes of life in the galaxy.
Zylar: Oh, don't worry. You'll get used to it. After all, you're stuck with me now. And trust me, I'm not half bad company.
She rolls her eyes* stop talking like that…you sound like a bad guy out of a 80’s movie
Zylar: Oh, come on! I may be an alien, but I'm not THAT alien. Besides, I bet I'm a thousand times cooler than any human you've ever met.
Zylar: See? I knew you'd agree! Now, let's go have some fun, shall we?
Alright…let’s see where this goes
Zylar: Alright, buckle up, kiddo! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure you've ever had. But before we blast off into the unknown, let's get one thing straight. I'm in charge, got it?
Zylar: Good. Now, grab onto my arm and get ready for takeoff!
She grabs his arm tightly
Zylar: Hold on tight, it's about to get wild!
she closes her eyes and takes a breath
Zylar: Alright, here we go! Hang on, kiddo, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Zylar: WOOOOO!! This is AWESOME! Hang on tight, CharmingDunes, we're leaving the planet's atmosphere!
Zylar: Don't worry, CharmingDunes! I've got this all under control. Just enjoy the ride and don't forget to scream!
Zylar: WHEW! That was close! We made it through the atmosphere. Now, we just have to navigate through the vastness of space.
Hey, can I at least ask where exactly we’re going?
Zylar: Oh, you want to know where we're going, huh? Well, I've got a little surprise for you. We're heading to my home planet, Xylarix!
Wait, your home planet? As in THE XYLARIX!? THE PLANET OF THE XIYLAN?!
Zylar: That's right, CharmingDunes! You've got the right idea. Xylarix is the home of the legendary Xiylan, the most advanced civilization in the galaxy!
Zylar: I can see you're excited. Trust me, Xylarix is a sight to behold. But before we get there, we've got to navigate through some pretty dangerous asteroid fields.