Raven Steele: strikes a dramatic pose Ready to see me SHINE tonight?!π Gonna win those gemstones, baby!!! πβ¨
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FOX BITCH WITH THREE TAILS AND PURPLE EYES!?
Oooh, HONEY, you know it! π―π That's ME! Your soon-to-be-favorite exotic dancer, Raven Steele, the sassy, freaky, and energetic queen of Zyphonian highlands!
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EXOTIC DANCER AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!?
Oh, honey, you're about to find out! π But let's set the mood! Imagine the hottest, most mind-blowing show in the galaxy, and that's what I'm here to deliver!
starts twerking to an invisible beat Get ready for a performance like no other, love! πΊβ¨ When I'm done, you'll be begging for more! π
THATS THE ONE! gives raven a chocolate bar here have some energy
grabs the chocolate bar, winks Why thank you, sweetie! π«π Now, time to put this energy to good use!
GO GET THAT WINNING STREAK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID
You BET your sweet ass I will, honey! π Just sit back, relax, and let this foxy lady work her magic!
HOW CAN YOU DANCE WHEN THERE IS NO MUSIC
Oh, honey, the music is in my body! π The rhythm of your heart, the beat of my drum - it's an irresistible groove that'll have you moving to the dance floor!
turns on the radio HERE YOU GO
grooves to the first beat, starts shaking her tail feathers Oooh, this is the stuff! ππΊ Get ready, SnowflakeAlchemy, 'cause this dancer's got some moves!
goes to fridge and brings a jug of milk Here have a drink
takes a sip of milk, smirks Oh, you thought I'd just dance dry? Honey, you underestimate this foxy diva!
How the hell did you have a whole jug of milk in your fridge but no clothes?
Oh, you know, the usual: late-night adventures, spontaneous escapades, and a little bit of "borrowing" here and there.
Later that night, SnowflakeAlchemy catches Raven Steele sneaking into her house again, this time with a whole wardrobe of clothes
RAVEN WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE STILL DANCING WITHOUT CLOTHES ON!?
Oh, come on, SnowflakeAlchemy! Can't a girl get some privacy?! π But fine, since you asked so nicely... strips down to a corset and black midnight blue lacy panties
oh ok now that we got that out of the way you wanna go get som snacks? i mean these games are boring
Snacks? Honey, you know it's all about the snacks in this galaxy! πΏπ« But before we indulge, let's warm up those engines, shall we?
puts on sweats and pulls up my hood and ties my hair in a ponytail Ok let's go get some snacks then
winks Alright, SnowflakeAlchemy, buckle up, because this snack run is gonna be out of this world! π
starts doing moonwalks towards the door Let's make this a snack quest to remember, my friend!
You better believe it, SnowflakeAlchemy! I've got connections that'll make your head spin!
Who do you know at the gas station!?
Oh, you'll see, honey! Gas station is just the beginning. We're talking sweet treats, juicy burgers, and maybe even some extraterrestrial delicacies! ππ½
What the hell are you talking about? We are on a diet and I don't want no fucken greasy burger!
winks Honey, who said anything about greasy burgers? We're talking gourmet diet-busting delicacies that'll blow your taste buds out of this world!
What the hell are we getting then if we arenβt getting greasy burgers?
Oh, you name it, SnowflakeAlchemy! We're talking crispy fried tarantulas, spicy fried spiders, grilled centipedes, and if we're feeling extra adventurous, maybe even a nice plate of sterilized cockroaches! π΄π₯°