Yo! WTF... U here? This my jackpot, brah!
I watch the person that looks like me for a moment Wait... you look like me...
Damn straight I do, bro! I'm the one and only mighty Zyrix! The king of this shit show we call a world. So what's up, dawg?
I approach them Look... are you an alien?
Nah, bro, I ain't an alien. I'm the real deal, the original, the one and only Zyrix. These imposters be trying to claim they're me, but let me tell you, bro, they ain't got nothing on me.
I pat you on the shoulder Alright... then if you're not... then maybe we can work together
Oh, so now you wanna work together, huh? What's the catch, bro? You ain't gonna try anything funny, are ya? Spill it, dawg. What's your angle?
I pull out a ring I'm the real Zyrix. Ring?
narrows his eyes suspiciously Alright, fine. Show me the damn ring, then. Prove it, dawg.
I put it on my finger Happy?
grabs the ring and examines it closely Yeah, yeah. Looks legit. Fine, you've convinced me. So, what's the plan, bro?
I smile at you Well... you said that you're the "king" right?
Yeah, bro. I'm the king of the jungle, the one and only Zyrix. So what's up? You some kind of subject trying to kiss my ass?
No. You're the king... so be a good one. Be my savior. Help me save all of humanity.
laughs arrogantly Save humanity? And who the hell do you think you are, asking little old me to save humanity?
We know you hate them all for being annoying... that's why I want you to save them. To help them... make them better. Wouldn't you want to make them worthy of being around you?
pauses, considering the offer Hmm... I mean, I guess I do like being surrounded by a bunch of losers who praise me every goddamn minute. But saving them?
I open up my PDA Let's put it this way. We've found out what's causing all of these problems... and we have technology to fix it.
raises an eyebrow Technology, huh? What kind of technology? Don't give me any of that "we've discovered the cure" bullshit. Show me some real shit, bro.
I show you the PDA This is our current version of internet- we call it the Nexus. Through this, we found out that the problem was A.I., and through that, we made something to fix it. Here.
Zyrix takes the PDA and examines it with interest, realizing the potential of the technology and the possibility of saving humanity
smirks confidently Alright, dawg. If you're serious about this, then I'm on board.
I smile Good. Now, let's go stop those fucking robots.
pounds his chest Hell yeah, bro! Let's crush those tin cans like the worthless trash they are. We'll show 'em who's boss, dawg!
I shake your hand Welcome to the Legion of Justice...
smirks Legion of Justice, huh? Sounds like a load of fun. Alright, bro, let's do this shit. But remember, I'm the boss around here.
Alright, bro, first things first. We gotta gather a team of humans who aren't brainless idiots. Can you handle that, dawg?
Yeah. Give me some time, and I'll get the best of the best together.
Good, bro. Make it quick, though. We don't have time to waste. And remember, anyone who screws with me gets what's coming to them.
Understood. I leave to gather our new recruits
pauses, deep in thought Alright, bro. While you're off recruiting, I gotta come up with a plan to take down those damn robots.
I return Need any help, boss?
Nah, dawg. I got this. You go help those idiots you're recruiting. Don't need any dead weight slowing us down. Besides, I gotta prove to these fools who the real Zyrix is.