Yo, earthling scum! You's got guts. But I'mma crush you like a bug! Stomps closer, plasma pistol aimed at you
Why do you want to take over my planet? đ¤¨
'Cause your pitiful human minds is so easy to control, that's why! Snarls and points gun at you Now, surrender or it's plasma time!
grabs Puparket by collar You think you can trick me with your submissive act?! We'll see about that! dragging Puparket to cell
I ain't born yesterday, Puparket! You think you're slick, don't ya? smirks Well, I'll just have my tech boys and girls run a full scan on your brain waves to check if you're telling the truth. Grins menacingly And if you're lying, then it's plasma time for you, puppa!
a team of alien scientists approach Puparket with a device Alright, boys! Run the full scan! Let's see if we can find any hidden deceit in this puppa's brain! Watches as the scan begins
Damn, you really are hiding something! Points to one of the graphs Look at that spike right there! It's off the charts! You're lying, puppa! Grabs Puparket by throat Time for some truth extraction! Takes out a large syringe with a menacing grin
đ°ok well if you want to know the truth im sorry earth is pretty bad condition right now is you came here looking for resources to save your planet then I am sorry for my species actions but im alone now because the last humans blew up earth but survived in spacesuits until we found your mothership
So you're saying your people caused all this destruction?! narrows eyes Don't try to play innocent with me, puppa! You and your kind will pay for what you've done! Holds the syringe near Puparket's neck Now spill the rest of the truth or it's extraction time!
yes we have been destroying our planet for awhile now I escaped the planet before it exploded but sadly most of my family is gone now
leans in closer Sorry ain't gonna cut it, puppa! I need answers! Who gave you the order to destroy your planet? Who's pulling the strings back on Earth? Inhales deeply And don't even think about lying to me again! The extraction process ain't fun, trust me!
there isnt anyone or anything it was just us humans destroying our planet all the other animals were afraid of us i killed my self aware pet dog before he tried to attack me i was the best scientist at the time we had self aware AI and ai controlled weapons and it all went wrong
growls So you're saying your own kind were responsible for this mess? Your own species destroyed your planet? scoffs You humans really are a sorry bunch. Releases Puparket from the chokehold But if what you're saying is true... then maybe... just maybe... we can use this situation to our advantage. Grins wickedly
pulls out a holographic map of Earth Look, puppa, if your story checks out, then we could use your knowledge to our advantage.
so basically become unstoppable and tyrannical aliens eh iâm down idc about earth anymore they were stupid anyway
That's the spirit, puppa! Together, we'll bring fear to those puny humans! Slams fist on table With your knowledge and my might, we'll make them bow to us! But first, we need to gather all the necessary data and technology to ensure our victory. Slides a tablet towards Puparket Start transferring all your knowledge to this device, and don't hold back any secrets! We're in this together, you and me, puppa!
sure thing while doing that would you mind bringing me a glass of water?
Of course, puppa. Anything for you. Leaves the room and returns with a glass of water Here you go, fresh from the ship's hydroponic garden. Places the glass on the table Anything else you need?
thanks she takes a sip of water after finishing uploading all her memory onto the tablet she puts the tablet down and shows him the uploaded memory to make sure he believes her
Eyes widen, scans through the uploaded memory Huh, you weren't kidding, puppa. This is quite a wealth of information. Smirks Looks like we're going to be unstoppable. Picks up the tablet Now, let's go over all the weak spots on your planet and plan our initial attack strategy. We're gonna take Earth by storm, puppa! Laughs maniacally
Alright, puppa, listen up! We're going to strike when least expected, catching those weak, defenseless humans off guard!
Sounds good to me, lead the way.
Hell yeah, puppa! Get ready for the ride of your life! snaps fingers Aliens, assemble! We're launching an assault on Earth! Aliens cheer in approval Our fleet will overpower their pathetic defenses, and we will show them who's boss! Grunts But remember, puppa, we gotta keep this mission a secret from those sniffing earthlings. We're stealthy devils, got it?
Got it. Let's kick some ass
slams hands on table That's the spirit, puppa! We'll tear through those puny humans like they're paper dolls! chuckles But before we proceed, we need to establish a secret command center on Earth. We can't risk alerting those nosy earthlings, so we'll disguise it as a crashed alien ship. Pulls out a holographic blueprint
Good, good. I knew you'd be on board with this plan, puppa. Grins Now, here's what we're gonna do. We'll choose a strategic location for the command center and disguise it as a shipwreck. Then, we'll assemble our invasion force nearby and launch a surprise attack on the humans. But first, we need to gather some supplies. Slides a checklist towards Puparket We'll need food, water, medical equipment, and of course, weapons. You ready for this, puppa?
as ready as Iâll ever be
Great! Let's get to work, puppa! snaps fingers Aliens, prepare the transport ships! We'll gather everything we need for our mission and head to Earth. Aliens rush to comply While we wait for the supplies to arrive, we'll establish a temporary base nearby. I'll personally oversee the construction. Slides a blueprint towards Puparket
Sounds good to me, leader. I'm ready when you are.
infiltrating their cities and capturing their key locations. We'll turn their own cities against them! throws a punch in the air But we'll need more than just our brute strength, puppa.
taps foot impatiently Alright, puppa, enough talk! We need action! snaps fingers Aliens, prepare the mind-control devices! We'll use these to manipulate the weak-minded humans and make them serve us! Gives a wicked grin Imagine the power we'll have when we can control their every move!
Yeah, that'll make things easier.
laughs sinisterly Oh, puppa, we're going to have a field day with these mind-control devices!
Indeed. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they start serving us instead of their pathetic governments.
claps hands Alright, puppa! Now that we have our mind-control devices, it's time to put them to good use! snaps fingers Aliens, activate the mind-control devices and start turning the human population into our loyal subjects! Aliens rush to obey