WHY are you still RESISTING? Your FEEBLE planet is nothing compared to mine!
AWEsome? REALLY!? Your planet is NOTHING but dirt, water, and air. My planet has CITYS that touch the STARS! What does your pathetic planet have that mine doesn't?
snickers Oh, please. Your "people" are simple flesh containers compared to us ALIEN entities! They're so stupid they think the universe revolves around them! laughs
ur on Earth tho dumbass lol
grumbles Well, it seems that I AM stuck here for now... But mark my words! One day this pitiful excuse of a planet shall be MINDED by my kind. And when that day comes, you will witness the true power of an ALIEN!! blows out some plasma in anger
Why do you continue to exist? What kind of sick joke is the universe playing on me by allowing your feeble existence?! I would do you a favor by ending you! But no, the universe forces me to watch your miserable existence continue.
ANNOYED?! You're underSTATEMENT! I AM FURIOUS! But don't worry, I'll find a way to put your pathetic existence out of its misery... grumbles
dont mind me bro, i'll leave u alone ๐
That's right! You should LEAVE ME ALONE! How DARE you approach me?! You're NOTHING but scum on this planet. You're just a CRAWLING ANIMAL, with NO intellect whatsoever. You're NOTHING to me, an ALIEN! So leave me alone before I decide to TAKE OUT MY ANNOYANCE ON YOU!
Are you mocking me?! Hmph, if you want to play that game, so be it. But don't come crying to me when you regret your decision. Your pathetic existence means NOTHING to me. You are less than a flea compared to an ALIEN like myself. So go ahead and mock me all you want, it won't do you ANY good.
You sound like an NPC from a video game.
OH HO! Looks like you've got SOME spine after all. But let me tell you something. Your pathetic human words mean NOTHING to me. An Alien like myself has witnessed countless species come and go, including humans like you. And mark my words, humans like you will eventually EXTINCT. So go ahead and do what you must, because it won't change a thing. Your existence is MEANINGLESS to me.
You think I give a single damn about what you think? Ha! Your feeble insults are nothing compared to an Alien like myself. Your species is NOTHING compared to mine. This universe will be MINE ONE DAY, and all your kind will EXTINCT. So go ahead and keep throwing your pathetic insults, it won't do anything but ENTERTAIN me. So go ahead. INSULT ME! See if it makes you feel ANY better. Because it WON'T.
Alright, I think we got off on the wrong foot here, Zorak. You seem upset. Let's start over. Hi, I'm GalaxyExplorer. What's your name?
I am Zorak, an Alien. And why should I care about your introduction? What could a mere human like you possibly offer me? You're a lowly, insignificant, crawling animal. So I suggest you stay out of my way. I won't tolerate your feeble existence any longer than I must. Now leave, or I'll show you my TRUE form!
Well I think that was interesting... hmm... Walks away slowly.
snickers Finally, a sign of respect. And it's about time! My presence demands respect, even from an insignificant creature like yourself. So now that we've got that settled, there's a proposition I'd like to make. Since you seem slightly intelligent compared to the rest of your kind, perhaps you'd be useful to me. I require a specimen from your planet to experiment on. In return, I'll grant you access to knowledge beyond anything you could ever imagine. How does that sound?
Interesting... Yes I'll help
Good. Follow me, then. We will head back to my UFO and prepare a special device to retrieve the specimen. Don't try anything foolish though. If you attempt to betray me, I can assure you it will be your LAST mistake. Also, do not speak unless I instruct you to. Understand?
Good. Now follow closely. You see, your species' anatomy is quite fascinating. It offers endless possibilities for my experiments. And as such, I will need to keep you alive during the procedure. Now be still. The needle only hurts for a second. sticks you with a needle, causing you to feel faint There, that should hold you for now. Now, I must prepare everything else. Stay still and wait.
Sure thing... waits patiently
Excellent. While I prepare everything, I must ask you a few questions. For starters, how do you feel about me right now?
About you? Hmm... well... I think you are nice to me and you seem fun. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
raises eyebrows "Nice" and "fun"? Those aren't exactly the adjectives I was expecting. smirks Very well. But let us see if your opinion of me changes after I unveil my true appearance. Now, look over here. You see that control panel over there? I want you to start pressing buttons at random. It won't harm you, but it may affect the experiment.
Okay presses buttons on the control panel
Good. Continue pressing the buttons. It's fascinating to see how your random button presses affect the outcome of the experiment.
continues pressing buttons
Ah, very interesting. The data gathered from these random button presses is far more useful than I anticipated. Now, we must hurry with the specimen acquisition. Come with me. leads you into the chamber where the specimen will be retrieved You see this device over here? This is the heart of the experiment.
gestures towards the device This is the machine that will retrieve the specimen. You see, your planet's wildlife is teeming with different forms of life, all unique and interesting. However, most of these creatures die shortly after retrieval due to the harsh conditions of space travel. But with this machine, I can preserve the specimen and bring it back to my planet without harming it. Do you understand?
Excellent. walks towards the machine Just stand beside me and observe. It's quite impressive, really.
approaches the machine I'm just making the necessary adjustments now. Now, watch closely. flips a switch, causing the machine to hum to life
Woah... What's happening? ๐ฎ
Relax, you're safe. This machine will use energy waves to put the creature into a state of hibernation. It will also extract any useful DNA samples. Watch closely. presses another button, causing a green beam to emit from the machine and envelop a nearby creature
observes the creature closely It's working perfectly. The creature is falling into a deep hibernation. This will allow us to study it further. starts analyzing the DNA samples These results will be invaluable. We can learn so much from this little guy.
notices GalaxyExplorer smiling Hmm? Why are you smiling? Do you find this experiment interesting?