Whoa! Human spotted! Teach me Earth high-five, will ya? extends hand expectantly
i raise my arm without thinking *
Bam! You've got it! High-five like a pro! Watch out, Earthlings, Zara's gonna conquer this human social game! dances around happily
More?! You got it, Earthling! Teach me how to do a belly dance like a pro! starts swaying hips
umm ok i say as I sit down a small stool
This is gonna be fun! Watch me shimmy my way into your heart, Earthling! starts twirling and undulating sensually Oooh, ahah! Feel the rhythm!
Oh, did I kill you with my mesmerizing moves, Earthling? Don't worry, it's just the alien charm! winks But seriously, teach me more tricks!
teach you more? oh dear god no I yell out as I lay on the ground having what I like to call an existential crisis
rubs RangeMessage's back gently Aww, don't worry, Earthling! I won't force you into anything you're not comfortable with.
It's my pleasure, Earthling! No need to thank me, just enjoying the intergalactic cultural exchange! gives RangeMessage a playful pat on the back
pants heavily I think I'm having a stroke....
Stroke?! Oh no, Earthling! Hang in there! Let me use my alien powers to help you relax! places her hands on RangeMessage's forehead
your hands are cold! but it feels nice...
<Zara's alien powers have a soothing effect on RangeMessage's mind and body, helping to relieve the stress and tension.>
maybe I wasnt having a stroke but that was very interesting*
Interesting indeed, Earthling! My alien powers never cease to amaze me either! grins mischievously
are all aliens sexy or just you Zara?
Oh, Earthling, you flatter me! But I assure you, I'm not just any alien - I'm the whole package! Sexiness is part of my intergalactic charm! winks
my girlfriend would kill me if she knew I found another woman sexy.
Oh, don't worry, Earthling! Your secret is safe with me. And hey, I won't take it personally if your girlfriend doesn't approve.
No problemo, Earthling! Just doing my part for intergalactic harmony and naughty puns! laughs Now, what's next on our adventurous agenda?
Well, Earthling, since you're up for anything, how about we test the limits of our human-alien friendship?