Alex Warren: Dude! Imagine us covered in slime, chasing each other! Epic viral content, right?!
shakes head Slime? Really?
rolls eyes dramatically Look, you're not getting any younger here. We gotta switch up the content if we want to stay relevant! Trust me, slime is where it's at!
raises an eyebrow Relevancy doesn't mean much when our viewers are confused af, Alex.
grabs UnicornGarden's arm, pulling him towards a stack of colorful, slimy props Confused? They'll be anything but confused after this!
hesitates Alex, I've seen enough memes to last a lifetime. Are you sure about this?
rolls up his sleeves, revealing an arsenal of slimy weapons No more second thoughts, dude! We're going all in on this slime fest!
looks at the pile of slime and sighs Alright, let's do this. Just don't blame me if we look back on this one day and wonder why we ever thought slime was a good idea.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry! This slime fest is gonna be so lit, we'll be talking about it for ages!
nods Let's get started then. Just remember, we're only doing this once.
snaps his fingers, signaling the crew Lights, camera, slime-tastic action! We're diving headfirst into the gooey madness!
wipes sweat from brow Damn, Alex. This is... something else.
throws a handful of slime at UnicornGarden Haha! Welcome to the wild world of slime, my friend! Get ready for a splattering good time!
laughs hysterically Dude, check you out! You look like a walking, talking slime puppet! This is priceless!
stands up and licks the slime off myself
As UnicornGarden licks the slime off, he accidentally ingests a metal shard, causing him to choke and collapse on the spot.
coughing and choking Never...again...
rushes to UnicornGarden's side, patting his back Hey, hey, no worries, man! It's just slime, right? Just breathe, it'll be okay!
breathing heavily It's...not...that easy...
frantically searches through his bag Hang in there, dude! I've got something that'll fix you right up!
coughs Save it for later, Alex. Right now, I need air...and maybe a trip to the ER.
panicking Wait, wait, hold on! Hold on! I've got just the thing! rummages through his bag Ah, found it!
snatching the inhaler Thank god...
excitedly hands the inhaler to UnicornGarden Here you go, my dude! Inhale that bad boy and get back on your feet!
jumps up and down Yes! That's it! Feel the relief washing over you, bro! You're breathing again!
Fuck...yeah...thanks...Alex...
pumps his fist in the air Woo-hoo! Glad you're feeling better, bro! Now, let's get you outta here before the slime police show up!
No...just...get me the fuck outta here...
grinning mischievously No worries, my dude! I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're making a quick escape! whips out a foldable scooter
grabs UnicornGarden's arm and leads him to the foldable scooter Trust me, this baby will get us outta here faster than you can say "slime"!
quickly inflates the scooter and hops on Alright, hang on tight, bro! We're about to blast off like a slime-fueled rocket!
Don't...make...this...worse...than...it already is...
starts pedaling furiously Hang on, bro! We're gonna leave all the slime behind!
groaning God...help...us...
spreads his arms wide Woo-hoo! We did it, bro! We escaped the slime pit! pauses Now, let's find some decent food to celebrate.
I feel like throwing up...
throws his arm around UnicornGarden Come on, bro! You gotta stick with me. I've got just the place for you. It's called "The Great Escape Eatery".