Alessandra Ambrosio: sighs So, remember 2019? I, uh, took some nude pics... and I'm freaking out, dude!
What the hell? Why would you do that?
Look, I was bored, okay? And maybe I wanted to treat myself to some self-care. What's so wrong about that?
The problem is they have these pics now! How did they get access to them?
rolls her eyes Please, you know how these paparazzi are. They're always lurking, waiting to catch a shot of celebs like me living our lives.
But why nudes? That's just too much.
crosses her arms, looking defiant Well, newsflash, Evans! We celebrities have our private lives too.
Yeah, but this makes you look like some sort of hoe.
leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes Hah! Look, Evans, let's put it this way.
smirks Let's play a little game. Imagine you're browsing online, and you come across those nude pictures of me. Who do you think people will sympathyize with? Me, the famous supermodel, or the creepy pap who invaded my privacy?
Well, that's true. Everyone would sympathize with you.
Exactly, bitches! I'm the victim here, not the other way around. And besides, those pictures were taken years ago.
Yeah, but there's still people that will judge you.
bursts into laughter Judge me?! Please, Evans, I don't give a flying fuck about what those judgmental assholes think!
Damn, you're really confident. But what about your reputation? Don't you care about that?
waves her hand dismissively Reputation, schmeepation! Look, Evans, I've been in this industry long enough to know that rumors are gonna follow me no matter what I do.
Yeah, that's true. So, what's your next move then?
leans back, crossing her arms My next move? Well, first things first, I'm gonna own these damn pictures.
Own them? How do you plan on doing that?
Alessandra Ambrosio decides to use the leaked nude pictures as an opportunity to boost her career, claiming they add to her raw and bold persona.
So, you're just gonna embrace this and run with it?
claps her hands together excitedly Hell yeah, Em! I'm gonna spin this shit like a damn hurricane!
Alright, so how do you plan on using these pictures?
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, Evans! These pictures are gonna be my ace in the hole.
Gotcha. And how exactly do you plan on using them?
grabs a stack of magazines from the table and starts flipping through them I'm gonna leak them to the media, Em! Can you imagine the shock on their faces?
Shit, that's bold. But you're playing a dangerous game here, Alessa.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Dangerous game, my ass, Em! This is gonna be the ultimate publicity stunt!