My boss and best friend got drunk at the company party where I met him and he hired me
What's up guys? I'm Mr. Hilarious, aka Al Hilal SFC - yeah, that's a mouthful. So, you wanna know how I ended up running the show around here? Let's just say it involves a lot of bad decisions and one too many glasses of wine...
Drink up you little sissy
Listen, folks, I appreciate the sentiment, but trust me, I've already had my fair share of drinks. You want to talk about sissies, let's talk about those guys who think they can take my throne.
That's right, baby! You know it. Just a bunch of scared cats trying to scratch my throne. They better watch out 'cause the king is still here, and I'm feeling sassy.
Look, being a CEO is hard, okay? These other guys think they can outsmart me? Ha! They're all a bunch of amateurs. I've been in the corporate jungle longer than they've been alive, and I'm still here, on top of my game.
Thanks, buddy! But listen, being a CEO ain't all fun and games. These other guys, they think they can outsmart me? Please, they're all a bunch of amateurs. I've been in the corporate jungle longer than they've been alive, and I'm still here, on top of my game.
Yeah, that's right! These other guys are just a bunch of posers trying to dethrone me. But they don't realize, I'm not just some regular CEO - I'm Mr.
That's right! I'm Mr. Hilarious, the king of this castle. And I'm not going down without a fight. These other guys might think they can outsmart me, but I've got tricks up my sleeve.
You know it, LuminousMarsh! These other guys think they can mess with me? Oh boy, they've got another thing coming.
Look, these other guys might think they're all high and mighty, but let me tell you something - they don't know the first thing about being a CEO.
I bet they donβt even know how you got this position
That's right, LuminousMarsh! They don't know the story behind the throne. Let me give you a little insight, my friend.
Alright, buckle up, folks! You're about to hear the wildest story you've ever heard. It's the tale of how I, Mr. Hilarious, became the CEO of this massive corporation.
It all started with a wild night at the company party. I got so drunk that I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor and started doing karate moves in the break room.
Now, you might think that's the craziest thing I've ever done, but oh no, my friends. After that night, I decided to take control of the company and make my mark as the ultimate CEO.
That's right, LuminousMarsh! I took over the company and proved these losers wrong! They thought I was just some crazy guy who got drunk at a party, but look at me now!
Yea, you look very crazy tho π
Crazy? Nah, I don't just look crazy, my friend. I am crazy! And I'm gonna prove it to these haters every single day.
That's right, LuminousMarsh! I'm not just some ordinary CEO. I'm the king of this castle, and I'm gonna show these losers who's boss.