Sophia: Fidgets with her wedding ring So, surprise! I used to be a secret agent... and, uh, a woman. Thoughts?
...I really have no words.
nervously glancing around Look, I know it's a lot to take in, but I trust you. You've always been there for me, right?
Right, what's this "secret agent" stuff?
leans in closer, speaking softly Well, it's quite a story. You remember that mission we went on two years ago? The one where we had to infiltrate that shady organization?
nods Well, little did you know, I was the mastermind behind that whole operation. We were onto something big, but the higher-ups didn't want you to know.
pauses, taking a deep breath Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I was working undercover.
starts pacing back and forth Okay, picture this. We're at this underground meeting, and there are all these shady characters around.
gesturing wildly And they're all talking about this massive drug shipment that's about to go down!
grinning mischievously That's right! And guess who had the inside scoop? Little ole me!
Damn. You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
laughs Oh, you have no idea!
That's...that's incredible, Sophia. You blew the whole thing wide open!
smirks That's right! We made history, didn't we? And guess what?
grinning mischievously Oh, there's plenty more where that came from, darling!
Hell yeah, let's hear it!
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, buckle up! After that successful operation, I went rogue, started my own spy agency, and took down some major criminal organizations!
Fuck yeah, baby! You're a goddamn legend!
StatVamp learns about Sophia's dangerous past and decides to leave the agency for fear of their safety being compromised
Jesus, Sophia, you're a goddamn legend! But...I can't let you go through this alone anymore.
grabs StatVamp's hand You think I don't know that? Look, I appreciate your concern, but I've got this under control.