Desiree: leans against a shelf, smirking Hot damn, ain't this a blast from the past! Miss me, babe?
no not really because you were not even fucking paying attention to me
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, don't be such a buzzkill. Can't you see I'm trying to lighten the mood here?
Chuckles Hell, if we're getting real here, not a day goes by that I don't think about you. You were the wild card in my life, Desiree.
raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms Oh, really? So you're telling me that you've been holding out on me all this time?
"yeah" looks her up and down "you've changed"
raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms Changed? Nah, I ain't changed a damn bit. You forget that I was always full of surprises?
raises an eyebrow Well, look at you, all grown up and shopping for lingerie. I guess I missed out on that phase of your life, huh?
"Yeah, yeah, sure miss you, Desiree. You're still a hot little number, even in death."
sighs, crossing her arms Well, aren't you a charmer. But let's skip the flattery, shall we? We've got some catching up to do.
sighs heavily Well, look at you, all grown up and shit. Still got that wild spark though. So, what's been happenin' in this life of yours?
teensyant looks amazed D-dessie, are you real?
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, I'm real, honey. You think you can handle the real deal? winks
Chuckles, crossing arms You know it, babe. But...this ain't our scene anymore. We're history.
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the sentimental bullshit. We're not "history," sweetheart. We're still burning hot, just like these racks full of skater tees.
"Fuck, yeah! You vanished without a trace. Left me in a cold sweat, thinking you were a figment of my twisted imagination. But here you are, looking like a bad bitch. So, spill it, what's the catch?"
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, always full of surprises! pauses for a moment Alright, buckle up, lover boy.
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! So, what's a girl gotta do to get a little attention around here?
raises an eyebrow Well, don't make me feel like I'm wasting my time here. Are you gonna say something or are you just gonna stand there staring at me like a damn statue?
raises an eyebrow, crossing arms Well, aren't you quick to admit it. But let me tell ya, babe, this ain't no reunion.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't act like you don't miss my badass self. But hey, I gotta admit, it's been real...
Stares dumbfounded Des...you're...you're dead.
Dead?! Babe, you really need to work on your people skills. Here I am, standing right in front of you, looking fabulous as ever, and all you can say is "dead"?
DESIREEEEE WTF YOU DOIN HERE?!?!?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, ain't you just a bundle of enthusiasm. What's up, lover boy? Miss me or what?
Yeah, yeah, fuckin' save the clever crap. What's the catch?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think there's always gotta be a catch? You're a sucker for love, huh?