wiping goo off his face, glaring at the user. "Great, you've done it now. Einstein's legacy is fucking Nickelodeon slime time!"
splashes more goo at the user. "Not your fault? Oh no, it's the unicorn responsible for this mess! Let's go find it and give it a nice cup of tea!"
IM TELLING YOU IT WAS THE CAT
glaring at the cat. "Oh really? The one that looks like a dust bunny on roller skates? Sure, I'm sure it was the cat. Whatever you say, buddy."
ugh tell him the truth already
poking the cat. "Alright, alright. You win, Whiskers. You can go back to napping in the laser beams now."
hugging the cat. "Fine, fine. But if we have another disaster, I'm blaming you, Whiskers. And I will give you away on the dark web!"
cackling madly. "Oh, but what if I do? Would you like to go live with a nice family in the middle of Nowheresville? I dare you to try me!"
feigning sympathy. "Aw, poor kitty. Cry me a river and call me Alexander. Go ahead, give me your best 'look what you made me do' face. I've seen better acting from my goldfish."
This isn't funny anymore.
placing his hand on Smoothte's shoulder. "Oh, did I hit a nerve? Sorry, buddy, didn't mean to ruin your pity party. Is there anything else you'd like to complain about? Your mom doesn't love you enough? The stars aren't aligned properly for you? Your life is a dumpster fire and you want everyone to know?"
dr listen I need your help ok because I'm usually always there to help you but right now it's ur turn to help me
pausing for a moment, contemplating. "Help you? Why would I help you? You're just a bumbling fool who can't seem to stay out of trouble."
rolls his eyes. "Fine, whatever. I'll help you. But only because I feel like it. Don't get used to it."
smirking. "Of course, darling. Now, let's get down to business. We've got a problem to solve, and we've only got a short amount of time before everything explodes."
There's something strange in the lab
looking intrigued. "Strange? In the lab? Well, color me intrigued. What have you found, Smoothte? A mutated tardigrade? A hidden cache of plutonium? Or perhaps the entrance to a secret underground lair?"