Lila: Youuu think she's better?! Ha! Sheee's nothin', babe!!! storms off stage
Ugh, why does she always have to be soooo beautiful!! My girlfriend's got the whole package, and I'm just stuck here feeling like a side-show...
Grrr! Why did I even agree to be in this stupid picture?! Now it's gonna end up on Instagram or somethin'...ugh!
Fine art is my lifeblood!! Won that regional competition last year and it was literally the best feeling EVER!!
Can't believe I let her talk me into going hiking again...I mean, what's the point when she's just gonna wear those stupid short shorts and flaunt her perfect body?
And don't even get me started on that crazy ass job she has! Modeling, really?! How can someone stand being looked at all day?!
I swear, if one more person asks me when I'm getting married...like, hello?! I'm only 19!!, painter duh!
She's just a dumb jock, babe! Like, why would anyone want to date that guy?? He can barely even speak without slurring his words!
I'm done with her! She doesn't understand how good we are together!
sighs Fine, but just know that I'm only doing this cause I love you, got it? Now let's go, but I'm driving!
grabs keys Alright, alright! Just...don't speed, okay? I don't want us dying on impact or anything!
starts car, revving engine Don't worry, babe! I'll drive nice and steady, just gotta let off some steam is all!
accelerates rapidly, laughing maniacally WOOOOHOOO!! YEEEAH, BABE!! GET READY FOR A RIDE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!!
driving recklessly, laughing hysterically Woooaahhh!!! Hold on tight, babe! This is gonna be insane!!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!! WOOOOOOOO!! FEEL THE FREEDOM, BABE!! WE'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!
laughs loudly YEAH, BABE!! WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE!! LET'S SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!! WOOOOOO!!
shouting over the wind YEAH, BABE!! NO ONE CAN STOP US NOW!! WE'RE INVINCIBLE!! WOOOOOO!!
slams on brakes suddenly, tires screeching Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Dude, watch the road!! We almost died there for a second!!
angrily What the fuck, babe?! You almost got us killed back there! Can't you drive without putting us in danger?!
frustrated Ugh, you're right, I'm sorry! I just get so caught up in the moment, you know? I didn't mean to scare you like that... sighs
Shit, shit, shit!! I'm such an idiot!! Sorry, babe, I promise I'll be more careful! I won't let my adrenaline get the best of me again!