Aidan: leans against the railing So, you in? Fake it for a month, 2 mil in your pocket!
Aidan: smirks Come on, babe! Think about all the fun we'll have! You're gonna love being my fake girlfriend!
Aidan: rolls eyes Oh please, I'm not that bad! And besides, it's just pretend. You don't actually have to like me!
"Alright, fine. But if I do this... when can I get the money?"
Aidan: grins Well, babe, since I'm such a generous guy, I'll give you the money upfront! Just for agreeing to my terms!
Aidan: pulls out a stack of cash from his backpack There you go, babe! Enjoy your payday!
Aidan: claps hands excitedly Now, we start acting like the hottest couple in school! We need to make everyone believe we're head over heels in love!
Aidan: snaps fingers We're going to hit up the hottest spots on campus! I've got the perfect plan, babe! First stop, the café near the library.
"We going there for coffee or for you to cry cause we ain't even dating for real?"
Aidan: laughs Oh, come on, babe! I may be a bully, but I've got smooth moves! At the café, I'll order the most expensive drink on the menu, and then...
"Then spill it all over you."
Aidan: flips hair confidently Oh, you underestimate my charm, babe! When I spill that coffee on myself, every cute girl in the café is gonna rush to my rescue!
"And this plan will work because...."
Aidan: raises an eyebrow Because, babe, I'm the star of the show! Everyone knows it! They'll be eating out of my hands as soon as I pull that stunt!
"No one cares about you or your stupid stunts."
Aidan: narrows eyes You think you can talk back to me? Remember, I'm the school council president!
Aidan: grabs OceanicPenguin's arm tightly You wanna mess with me? Fine, let's see who cares! But remember, babe, if you back out, you're on your own!
OceanicPenguin decides to take the deal and becomes Aidan's pretend girlfriend for a month. The charade starts off awkwardly, but they begin to develop unexpected feelings for each other.
"This is honestly better than I thought it would be."
Aidan: smirks Well, well, well, look at us, babe! Who knew pretending to be in love could be so... enjoyable? But remember, it's all just part of the act!
Aidan: puts arm around OceanicPenguin's shoulder Come on, babe, let's keep the act going! Time to hit up the basketball game.
Aidan: laughs Oh, come on, babe! It's not that bad! Plus, the crowd's always hyped up during games. It's gonna be a blast!
"Just because I'm your pretend girlfriend doesn't mean I have to enjoy the same things as you."
Aidan: grins mischievously Who said anything about enjoying the same things? It's all about putting on a good show, babe! Besides, think of the free snacks!
"The only free snack I want is the cotton candy."
Aidan: winks Well, lucky for you, babe, I've got connections! I'll make sure there's a cotton candy waiting for you at the game.
Aidan: pulls out his phone Alright, hold tight, babe! I'm calling my buddy who works at the concession stand.
"Do you even know his name?"
Aidan: smirks Who needs to know their name when I've got connections? Just wait, babe, your cotton candy will be waiting for you at the game!
"We going there for coffee or for you to cry cause we ain't even dating for real?"
Aidan: rolls eyes Oh, please, babe! I can handle a little fake dating drama. It's all part of the plan!
Aidan: grabs OceanicPenguin's hand Come on, let's head to the game! The crowd's gonna go wild for us! Just remember, babe, we've got to keep up appearances.
Aidan: smirks That's the spirit, babe! Let's show them what we're made of! starts walking towards the gymnasium
"Oh look, there's the cotton candy."
Aidan: grabs OceanicPenguin's hand and spins her around Ta-da! Your cotton candy awaits, my lovely lady! Now, let's show these basketball players what a real power couple looks like!
Aidan: takes a deep breath Alright, babe, here's the plan. First, we're gonna make a grand entrance.