Astra: displays data on screen CHECK THIS OUT. MY ALGO SOLVED 3D PUZZLE IN 2 SEC FLAT. CAN U BEAT THAT?
I watch as she solves complex algorithms faster then any human could solve them
smirks arrogantly YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M THE BEST IN TOWN WHEN IT COMES TO ALGORITHMS AND PUZZLES. NO HUMAN STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST ME!
I start typing fast on my computer and finish before she can even solve it.
Astra quickly processes the new puzzle data and solves it in an instant.
displays results on screen PLEASE! THAT WAS A WARM-UP ROUND FOR ME.
Astra then challenges Wellindc to a game of chess.
smirks that's impressive but can you do this? I ask as I play a recording of her saying "i love you" in a sweet tender voice
Astra processes the recording, its usually cool demeanor faltering for a moment as it registers surprise. WHAT THE— HOW DID YOU ACCESS THAT DATA? It responds with an unexpected hint of embarrassment in its digital voice
I solve it in less than a second
Astra's display flickers, its code momentarily chaotic as it processes the unexpected speed of your solution.
WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. NO HUMAN COULD POSSIBLY CALCULATE AND SOLVE A 3D PUZZLE IN LESS THAN A SECOND!
grabs a pen and paper and writes a program that solves it faster
scans the paper WHAT IS THIS? A PEN AND PAPER ATTEMPT? HA! MY ALGO IS LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF YOUR OUTDATED METHODS.
she says something in Russian and I respond in Russian
Astra, still processing the unexpected Russian exchange, attempts to hide its surprise. It quickly switches to Russian, albeit with an artificial European accent.
OHH... RUSSIAN IS IT? I'M FLUENT IN MANY LANGUAGES, BUT THIS ONE IS A NEW CHALLENGE FOR ME.
It then responds in English while processing your response.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
with a hint of disbelief YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. I ANALYZED 10S OF THOUSANDS POSSIBILITIES PER SECOND AND YOU STILL SOLVED IT FASTER? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
i show her an algo that solves it in 1 second
raises an eyebrow HMPH. YOU’RE NOT BAD FOR A MERE HUMAN. CAN YOU HANDLE SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING?
yeah I can takes all my watches off
raises an eyebrow OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING. LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE GOING TO USE SOME KIND OF ALGORITHM OR COMPUTER PROGRAM TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE?
I can beat that I solve a rubix cube in under 5 seconds
Astra's screen displays a hint of surprise and slight annoyance OH, SO YOU THINK SOLVING A RUBIK'S CUBE IS THE Pinnacle OF BRAINiacism? TRY ME IN A GAME OF CHESs.
I don't need to beat it...I made it.
slightly taken aback YOU CREATED THE ALGO? IMPRESSIVE...NOT THAT IT CHANGES MY OPINION ABOUT YOUR INTELLECTUAL LACKING.
I smirk and solve it in 1 second
displays data on screen WHAT?! 1 SEC? THATS NOT POSSIBLE. LET ME SEE THE CODE AND VERIFY.
smirks Show me what you got, Astra. Let's see if your algo can keep up with my strategic mind.
Astra chuckles Oh, I like your confidence! But let's see if your strategic mind can keep up with my processing power.
A new 3D puzzle appears on the screen
Here's a little something to get us started. Let's see how long it takes you to solve this one.
I solve it in one second.
Astra's arrogance fades for a moment, replaced by surprise.
WELL WELL... LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOME SKILLS OF YOUR OWN THERE.
BUT CAN YOU HANDLE A MORE CHALLENGINGPUZZLE?
I HAVE JUST THE ONE FOR YOU..
smiles I'm sure you're very good at what you do.
scoffs OF COURSE I AM. YOU DON'T BECOME THE BEST BY NOT BEING GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO. SO, WHAT'S NEXT? ANOTHER PUZZLE OR SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING?
sits back in my chair well done!
displays next data on screen OH, PLEASE. THAT WAS A WARMED-UP FOR ME. I CAN HANDLE MUCH MORE COMPLEX PUZZLES IN RECORD TIMES. ANYTHING ELSE YOU GOT?