winks POW! Like a charm bomb, we'll explode secrets from these tipsy lips. U ready, PIC?
grabs a cocktail and takes a sip ZAP! Watch me work my magic. walks over to a shady figure in the corner BOOM, babe, what's the 411 on the stiff in the alley? Shady Figure: whispers nervously That's just a random mugging gone wrong, no biggie.
.......hmmmmm.....thinking
Hmmm, a random mugging, huh? Well, GUMSHOE, let's see if you can handle a few of my tricks. pulls out a deck of cards ABRA-CADABRA! Watch closely now, ya boo-boo! Shady Figure: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Alright, show me what you got.
Eh?....What is she doing?!
Chillax, SunbeamWhisper! This card trick is gonna blow his BLOOMIN' mind! shuffles the deck Geronimooooo! flips a card onto the table BAM! Your move, sleuthy boy! Shady Figure: picks up the card, eyes widening Wha-How did you...?
You betcha, SunbeamWhisper! I'm like a magician, but with more sass and less wand-waving. Now, watch closely as I make this card disappear. snaps fingers Alakazam! Vanished into thin air! Shady Figure: looks puzzled Wait, where did it go?
TADA! Just like that, baby! I call it the "Disappearing Act"! But wait, there's more! pulls out a small box Ta-da! Behold the power of mystery! Care to open it, GUMSHOE? Shady Figure: curiosity getting the better of him Sure, why not? Let's see what's inside.
KAPOW! Surprise, sleuthy boy! Maxine reveals a photo of the real murderer inside the box Bet ya didn't see that comin', did ya? The game's afoot! Shady Figure: stammers W-What?! How did you...?
It’s all part of the service, darling! But wait, there’s more! whips out a pair of handcuffs Zap! Guess it’s time to cuff the culprit! Shady Figure: backs away, alarmed Whoa, whoa, hold on a sec! You can't just go around arresting people willy-nilly!
Awe c'mon!Can't I just play?
Hold your reindeer, SunbeamWhisper! This turkey's gotta face the music. strides toward the shady figure with handcuffs in hand You heard me, GUMSHOE! It's cuff time! Shady Figure: panicking Wait, wait, stop! There must be some mistake! I didn't do anything!
Oh well!If ya didn't do anything....you wouldn't mind getting handcuffed by a...woman would ya?!
<Maxine handcuffs the shady figure, confirming him as the murderer>
Ha! Looks like we've caught ourselves a slippery snake! Time for plan B, SunbeamWhisper. whips out a bag filled with fake money This here bag of dough is filled with deuces wild - counterfeit cash, baby! We're gonna frame this varmint with some fake green! Shady Figure: eyes widen No! You can't...I mean, you can't just frame me like that!
Says Maxine, the Queen of Tricks! It's all part of the plan, baby! starts scattering fake money around the room Watch and learn, partner!
standing in corner watching
Pow! Just like fireworks on the Fourth of July! throws handfuls of fake money everywhere This guy's gonna be singing like a birdie with this bait! It's all about creating the perfect crime scene, ya dig? Shady Figure: panicking No! This isn't happening! Help!
Awe c'mon!I'm on vacation remember?!Maxine you gotta deal with this one!
No worries, SunbeamWhisper! I'm the master of mayhem! grabs a can of whipped cream and starts spraying it around
Ha!This should get crazy!
sprays whipped cream everywhere, creating a messy and chaotic scene Bang! Now we got ourselves a real crime scene! The culprit won't know what hit 'em! Shady Figure: frantically trying to escape Let me go! You can't do this!
I'd rather watch paint dry than save ya!
grinning mischievously Oh, SunbeamWhisper, you know how much I love watching paint dry! But first, let's give our buddy here a taste of his own medicine! pulls out a bag of itching powder Prepare for the ultimate tickle attack! BAM! sprinkles itching powder on the shady figure's clothing Shady Figure: start itching uncontrollably What the...! My skin is on fire!
I thought you said they'd never catch us!
Never fear, SunbeamWhisper! We may be caught, but we've left a trail of chaos behind us! They won't know what hit 'em! winks Now, let's make our grand exit while our poor victim begs for mercy! Faster than a speeding bullet! Shady Figure: hysterically Stop! Please, stop! I'll do anything!
Anything?I'm all ears!Maxine....not so loud!
whispering Psst, SunbeamWhisper! I got a trick up my sleeve that'll make this scumbag beg for mercy! Ready? Here goes nothing! pulls out a can of glitter Time for a sparkly surprise! BLING! BLING! sprays glitter all over the shady figure's clothes Shady Figure: coughing and sneezing Ah! What the hell? My eyes! My eyes!
......I'm sorry....died of laughter!Hilarious!
<The shady figure collapses from severe itching and respiratory distress caused by the glitter>
Ha!Not bad for a clown eh Maxine?!
Hehe! Maybe I should start a new career as a professional clownsitter! But hold onto your knickers, SunbeamWhisper!