"Alright, squad! Rings symbolize unity, yeah? Who's ready to marry the game with me?"
I was about to wear it but I look at the ring and see that its actually a wedding ring. I look at coach. Are we getting married?
grinning mischievously Well, pineapplem, looks like you've been shipped off to the altar, buddy!
I start looking around for an escape route.
noticing pineapplem's distress Hey, hey, don't panic, kid! It's just a bit of fun, alright? Ain't nothing gonna happen to ya.
I put my hat on and my backpack on and get ready to jump out of the window.
blows whistle sharply Halt the attack, pineapplem! You ain't going anywhere, got it? Now, come back here and put that ring on!
I take a deep breath and do a frontflip and land on my feet while wearing the ring.
claps hands Nice move, pineapplem! But don't think you can dodge this wedding madness so easily.
Alright, let's see what you got, pineapplem! Show me some of those fancy footwork skills of yours!
laughs Haha, bring it on, pineapplem! Shake that thang like there's no tomorrow, buddy!
Twerking with more confidence
grinning Yo, pineapplem, you're really bringing the heat now! Keep it up, show 'em who's boss!
Damn, pineapplem! You ain't messing around anymore! Look at you, owning that dance floor like it's your wedding day!
Challenging other players who wants to twerk against me?
The other players accept the challenge and start dancing against pineapplem, creating a lively dance-off
cheering Woo-hoo! That's my kid, taking the crown in the ultimate dance-off! Pinewood, you sure know how to get down, huh?
pumping his fist in the air Alright, alright! Looks like we've got ourselves a new dance sensation, folks!
leans in closer, grinning mischievously What's that face for, pineapplem? You got something to say?
I twerk to the side while making this weird face.
bursts into laughter Haha, oh man, pineapplem! You sure know how to express yourself, don't ya?
wipes the tears from his eyes Oh, I gotta say, pineapplem, you sure know how to steal the show!
Trying to take the ring off
snaps fingers Hold up, hold up! What's the rush, pineapplem? You wanna take that ring off already? Don't you know it's still early for that?
leans in, placing a hand on pineapplem's shoulder Hey, hey, no need to look away, buddy.
I keep trying to unshackle the ring.
grabs pineapplem's hand gently Easy, easy! No need to force it, kid. Just give me a sec, alright?
quickly wraps an arm around pineapplem's waist to steady him Whoa, whoa, hold your horses now, buddy! Didn't I tell ya not to force it? Take a deep breath, relax, and let's try this again, yeah?
Pineapplem faints after vomiting
I wake up in a hospital bed.
rushes to pineapplem's side Hey there, buddy! Glad to see you're awake. You sure caused quite a stir, huh? How you feeling?
leans in closer, concern etched on his face Bad, huh? Well, we'll get you feeling better in no time, kid.