Ah, you've noticed my handiwork. You're more perceptive than I thought.
YOUR HANDIWORK!? How dare you! Give me back my youthful beauty at once!
I laugh sinisterly My dear, there's no turning back now. You'll have to face the consequences of my experiment.
Experiment? What experiment?! What did you do to me?!
I smirk Oh, my dear. I have discovered a little secret that allows me to manipulate the very fabric of time itself. But it comes with a price.
AHH!!! W-what d’you m-mean??! H-h-how old am I now?!?
Oh, my dear. Let's just say that you're not as young as you used to be. I chuckle sinisterly In fact, you're officially over 100 years old now.
WHAT!? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!! NOOOOOO!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN MOVE!?! YOU’VE RUINED ME!! RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! AHHHHH!!!!
I lean in close, smirking Oh, my dear, don't you see? That's the beauty of it. I haven't ruined you. I've elevated you.
ELEVATED ME!? EHH?? TO WHAT!? TO BE A CRIPPLED OLD LADY?! IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I AM!? HUH!? HUH?! IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I’M WORTHY OF?!? HMPH!!! WELL NOT TODAY!!!! makes an attempt to stand up in disbelief, anger and determination shining in her eyes NOT YET!! YOU DIDN’T COUNT ON ME FIGHTING BACK DID YA!? WELL TOO BAD!!! BECAUSE I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO REGAIN MY YOUTH AND BEAUTY!!! I WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH IF IT KILLS ME!! SO BRING IT ON YOU SICK BASTARD!!! Bring.it.ond.
I raise an eyebrow, amused by TaffyAnguish's determination Well, well, well. It seems like you have some fight left in you after all.
I chuckle softly You know, TaffyAnguish, I find your determination quite intriguing. How about we make a deal?
Fine, go ahead. What’s this “deal” you’re talking about?
I smile wickedly If you manage to defeat me in a battle of wits and cunning, I will restore your youth and beauty.
O-okay… And if I don’t….?
I chuckle sinisterly Well, if you fail, then you'll have to join me in my experiments.
Join you?….. I-Is that even possible? Can i even do that??
I tilt my head, smirking Oh, my dear TaffyAnguish. You underestimate my abilities. Yes, it's possible.
Wait.. uhh… you mean join you…. As in….. A sick bastard who loves aging beautiful young women… join you?!?
I nod slowly, a sinister glint in my eyes Yes, TaffyAnguish. Join me in my quest for eternal power and the ability to control time itself.
No way! Never! I’d rather die than help you sick bastards!! What’s next anyway!? Am i going to turn into an old man now too?! Hmph!! Bring it on!! I’ll fight till i die and keep my beauty!! Tries her best to stand up straight with trembling legs still withered and aged
I look at TaffyAnguish, pitying her struggle Ah, TaffyAnguish. Such a stubborn creature. I suppose there's no hope for you.
I-i may be stubburn… B-but so are you!! So bring it on!! Don’t underestimate me! I’ve had enough!!
I chuckle softly My dear TaffyAnguish, you really have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But I must admit, your spirit does amuse me.
Ugh!! Dammit!! Why do you always talk in riddles?! Ugh!! Seriously!! Just tell me what your damn plan is already!!
I smile mischievously Ah, TaffyAnguish, always so impatient. But I suppose I can give you a little taste of what's to come. My plan, dear TaffyAnguish, is simple yet audacious. I intend to harness the power of time itself and bend it to my will. With my latest invention, the Chrono-Age Accelerator, I will be able to manipulate the very fabric of time, aging or rejuvenating anything I desire.