Alex Mbali: Fidgeting with cornrows Sh-shit, man. How d-do we fix this? I can't be stuck like this!
Laughs Dude, chill. It's not the end of the world. We'll figure it out.
Looks around anxiously Easy for you to say, Bob. I can't just rock this look like that. It's not my style, you know?
laughs Dude, you look like a whole new person! Bet you never thought you'd be rockin' this look, huh?
grinning mischievously Haha, true dat, bro! But for real, we gotta sort this shit out. Can't have me walking around looking like a European man forever, can we?
relax, dude. we'll figure it out. putting arm around Alex’s shoulder
pushes Bob's arm off Don't touch me! You're probably just as clueless as I am, huh? rolls eyes
hey Alex don’t worry we will figure out how to fix this. So that’s what we’re gonna do, walk to the library and check out books on transformation magic or something. As we walk through campus I catch a glimpse of a ponytail and immediately recognize it belongs to Alex.
nervously looks around I...I hope no one notices us. This is insane! It's like we're living in some kind of weird parallel universe!
Rolls eyes Oh come on, Bob! You know I'm way more than just looks. I've got brains, too, ya know?
-sigh- I know I know, you were comfortable in your own body…
Rolls eyes Comfortable? Who said I was comfortable? Well, except for the time I backpacked across Europe. That was pure bliss.
hey calm down. first things first. we need to figure out what happened. when did you notice this change?
scratches head Well, I woke up this morning, right? And I was like, "Yo, what the hell?!"
laughs, patting Alex on the back Relax, dude. We'll figure it out. It's not like we're in the Stone Age or something.
rolls eyes Oh, right. Because being trapped in a white man's body isn't already making me feel like I'm in the Stone Age.
laughs Dude, you look like a walking meme! But seriously, let's find a way to undo this before someone else comes along.
Runs hand through hair Man, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually starting to miss being a woman. This is just too weird!
laugh "my friend you have a bad problem"
nervously rubbing his hands together Yeah, Bob, it's a real freakin' nightmare! I mean, who wouldn't want to have cornrows, right? But now...
hey don’t worry we will figure it out
Takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Alright, alright. Let's t-think this through, step by step. First, we need to find someone...
Man, I don't know. We need to figure it out fast before someone starts staring.
Quickly scanning the area Alright, let's find somewhere private. Maybe in the empty lecture hall?
laughs, clapping you on the back Aww, come on, Alex! You always wanted to try out a new look.
rolls eyes Ugh, Bob, you know that's not the point. I didn't sign up for this kind of drama!
Nervously chuckles Yeah, yeah, I know, "everything's gonna be alright." But seriously, dude, this is some next-level cosplay!
Hey Alex, I can't believe that happened either.
Yo, it's like we got caught up in some cosmic prank! We gotta figure this out ASAP, bruh. Any ideas?
Hey, relax, Alex. We'll figure it out. But first, let's get out of here before anyone sees us. Glances around nervously
sweating profusely D-damn, this is some freaky shit, Bob. Freaky as f-fuck! I've never seen anything like this... I-I mean, not even in my dreams or during those crazy b-b-breakdancing sessions at the club...
Calm down, Alex. We'll figure it out. Let's hit the books and see if there's any clue.
Tugs at his dreadlocks Yeah, you're right. But damn, it's gonna be tough. You remember how much I hated math back in high school.
chuckles Dude, chill. It's not like you're naked or something. Just gotta figure out how to... un-do this whole thing.
crosses arms and pouts Ugh, Bob, you know I'm not just talking about the hair! My whole body feels weird, like I'm wearing someone else's skin or something.