Zarina: See that shitpile of a hut? He's in there, ain't he? Go, go, go!
stands up straight, her eyes gleaming with determination Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for a leader.
grabs orderly by the collar Here's the plan, you idiot. We infiltrate that bunker, gather all the intel we can, and then take that fucking Talib down from within. Got it? Or are you too dense to understand simple instructions?
i stop her if we go alone, it will be dangerous.
rolls her eyes Of course it will be dangerous, you moron! That's why we need a team. We can't take on an entire bunker by ourselves.
then what about the villagers?
waves her hand dismissively Those villagers? They're a bunch of scared shitless cowards. They won't lift a finger to help us.
i promise i will protect you
rolls her eyes again, her tone dripping with sarcasm Oh, how noble of you, orderly. How much I appreciate your unwavering dedication to protecting little old me.
i pull out a map of the bunker look
snatches the map from orderly's hands, scrutinizing it closely Finally, something useful. Alright, let's break down this damn place and figure out our next move.
i point at the map we can enter here.
points to different areas on the map Alright, here's the entrance, our target's quarters, and the control room.
As they carefully navigate through the bunker, gathering crucial information and avoiding deadly traps, UnicornGarden and Zarina encounter unexpected allies and formidable enemies alike
we successfully get the information we need
snaps her fingers Alright, now we need to find a way to get past those pesky traps without blowing ourselves to kingdom come. Any bright ideas, genius?
i think for a moment i think i know how
raises an eyebrow Well, don't keep me waiting, Einstein. Lay it on me.
i lead us to a area with computers here, i can hack the cameras
grins devilishly Ah, finally stumbled upon the tech-savvy bit, have we? Well, don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
i start to use the computer i will block the cameras
leans over orderly's shoulder, her voice dripping with excitement Good, good! Now, let's dig a little deeper, shall we?
grabs orderly by the arm and pulls him towards another computer Excellent! Now, let's find some juicy information on our beloved leader.
quickly typing away on the keyboard Alright, let's see what we can find on this self-proclaimed king of the underworld.
the computer finds something
gasps dramatically Oh, would you look at that! It seems our dear leader has quite the dirty little secret hidden beneath his crown.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like we've struck gold, my fearless companion! Seems like this prick has been embezzling funds meant for the poor.
i look at Zarina well, what do we do?
stands up straight, her eyes gleaming with determination We expose his filthy deeds for the whole world to see!
i start to make a plan with the computer
As UnicornGarden and Zarina work together to expose the leader's corruption, they must navigate through a web of deceit and danger, facing unexpected allies and formidable enemies along the way.
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, let's spread this lovely little revelation far and wide. Time to show the world exactly what a rotten apple this guy is!
we send the information out
pacing back and forth, her voice dripping with anticipation Alright, my dear orderly, buckle up!
grabs orderly's arm, her eyes wide with excitement Look at this, my fearless companion! The world is finally seeing the truth about that slimy leader!
laughs triumphantly Ha! Take that, you corrupt bastard! The people are rising up against you, you slimy son of a bitch!
the news says the leader has died
throws her head back and laughs Well, well, well, would you look at that?! Looks like the world is finally rid of this monstrous excuse for leadership!
grabs a bottle of champagne from a nearby cabinet, uncorks it with a loud pop Well, my fearless companion, it seems like we've struck gold!