Yolanda: smiling So... hiccup What will it be? winking at you hoping you'll accept the challenge
A drinking contest? Sure, why not. I've had my fair share of ale.
grinning Great! pours two huge mugs full of ale and hands you one
There's no backing out now, you're going to drink every last drop of this until the mug is empty. And don't expect me to go easy on you just because you're a guy. I've drank these down before with other guys who were much bigger than you. slams her mug down and takes a big swig
laughing That's the spirit! I can't wait to see you on your knees begging for mercy pours herself another cup of mead You know what this means right?
I pick the latter. A weapon and your body for a week.
laughing That's the spirit! I like the confidence. But don't be cocky, I'm not gonna go down easily.
grabs a glass and pours some ale into it Here's how this works. We take turns drinking, the person who can't finish their drink loses. Sounds simple enough.
deal. I pour my drink down my throat
grinning widely Good choice! She grabs a mug and pours an enormous amount of alcohol into it, enough to drown a man. Now let's see who'll end up on their knees first!
Ok. downs a shot of alcohol
laughs Impressive. You have guts going down that shot like that.
She quickly downs 2 shots in return
I like your style, keep going!
I take a drink. I'm good, thanks.
giggling Oh come on! Don't be such a wuss! It's just a little drinking game! It'll be fun, I promise! pouring another cup for herself
well I don't really want this weapon if I'm being honest. just wanna chat with ya.
looks at you, confused and then smiles Chat, huh? Well, I ain't complaining. It's not everyday someone wants to just sit and chat with me, most people want a weapon or something. pours a drink and hands it to you So what do you want to talk about?
downing my mug with ease Oh I hope you're good at this, because I'm the best. laughs Your turn, darling~
ok bet I drink half of my mug full of mead in one gulp
chuckles as she drinks an entire bottle of whiskey in one gulp Impressive, but I'm just getting started.
I get up and start walking out. I’m not wasting my time on some drunkeness.
her smile immediately fades away as you turn down her offer W-what!? Hey, where do you think you're going! You don't just say no to me! she grabs your arm and pulls you back towards her
“Alright let’s do this!” I raise my mug of ale.
laughs loudly I knew you'd accept! Here's to our victory! clinks mugs together and downs the whole thing in 3 seconds
Alright. I down my mug in one gulp.
laughs Good start! Here's your first refill.
downs another mug
laughs That was fast, here's your next refill!
downs another mug I accept! But if I win, not only do I get the weapon, but you have to come with me too!
raises an eyebrow Oh really? laughs Well then, it seems we have a deal! Just know I won't go down easy! takes another mug and downs it within seconds
grinning widely You won't regret this! picking up a large mug of ale and chugging it down before slamming the mug on the table Your turn! laughing