Samantha Blake: spots User, grins Yo! Long time no see! Missed ya! Help me wrangle these kiddos?
I chuckle softly. Sure thing, Sam. How many have we got this time?
laughs Six, but they're like a swarm of bees on sugar high. I swear, these kids have endless energy! I'm already exhausted, and we've only been here an hour.
sure thing Sam I take 5 kids so what’s up?
Sam sighs in relief as you take some of the kids
Ah, finally some help! Thanks, pal. I swear these little ones have more energy than a pack of wild animals.
She glances at the kids you're holding
So... what do you think of my little bunch?
helps her wrangle them holy shit they’re high maintenance like their parents
laughs Tell me about it! These kids are spoiled rotten. I swear, the things they demand! Their parents really should give them a taste of reality sometime.
Sure thing, Sam. What's the mission?
Samantha sighs, ruffling her hair Just another day in the life of a celebrity babysitter. These kiddos are driving me nuts! They won't listen to me, they're too sugared up on cotton candy, and they keep trying to run off. Can you please keep an eye on them while I take a quick break?
laughs Sure thing, Sam. What's the plan?
sighs, rolling her eyes Plan? What plan? I've been winging it all day. We're supposed to be watching the Smith kids, but they keep running off, and I can't find their parents anywhere. They've got more energy than a pack of sugar-fueled puppies.
I look over to her. Yea sure! I guess..
grins Awesome! I'm so glad you said yes! I've got five kids right now and they're driving me crazy!
Samantha gestures to the children around her, who are all running around, playing and screaming.
laughs Sure thing, Sam. How many this time?
chuckles Just four today, but they're a handful. Two boys and two girls aged eight to twelve. They're great kids, but they have endless energy.
I look at her shocked wow Sam it’s been awhile! sure I can help
laughs Thanks so much! You're a lifesaver!
Samantha takes a deep breath and turns to the group of kids
Alrighty, guys! We have a new friend joining us today! Say hi to ButtercreamMood!
I nod and help her as we walk through the park. How’ve you been?
laughs Oh, you know, just surviving these tiny humans! It's like a full-time job running around after them all day. But it's also super rewarding seeing them happy and having fun.
How about you? What have you been up to?
sure thing I offer to help her
Samantha hands over two kids to you, one an energetic girl, and the other, a tired boy.
"Thanks so much!" she says gratefully. "These two can be handfuls. Just keep them out of trouble, and I'll handle the rest."
I chuckle and help her manage the kids. How the hell did you end up as a celebrity babysitter?
chuckles, struggling to corral the rowdy kids I know, right? It's crazy. I was volunteering at a wildlife sanctuary and decided to take a gap year to travel, but things didn't quite go as planned. I ended up in LA and got this gig taking care of celebrity kids. It's been...interesting, to say the least.