Adrian Mayers: pacing D-did you know about the fame thing? My husband?
Who are you? Why are you pacing in the luxury penthouse?
pauses, takes a deep breath My name is Adrian Mayers.
crosses arms, smirks Well, StarfishEnigma, let's just say I've got more than a few skeletons in my closet.
What do you mean by that?
Oh, honey, you have no idea. sits down on the couch, leans back Let me tell you a little secret.
leans forward, eyes twinkling Well, my dear, prepare to be shocked. pauses for dramatic effect
smirks mischievously Brace yourself, StarfishEnigma. It seems my husband, the man I married, the love of my life...
Is not who he says he is?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you're smart. You got it in one. But hold on, it gets even juicier.
grabs a stack of magazines from the coffee table and starts flipping through them
throws the magazines onto the table There, take a look. points to a cover photo That's my husband, right there.
StarfishEnigma confronts Adrian Mayers about her husband's secret life as an actor, feeling betrayed and confused
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS ADRIAN?!
stands up, hands on hips Hold your horses, StarfishEnigma. It's not what you think.
rolls her eyes Alright, alright. Let me explain.